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Fundies Say the Darndest Things! May
2003 Edition
"Secondly, man was hunting them [dinosaurs].
Back in those days they called them dragons. They killed the dragons for
meat. There would be a lot of hamburger in one brachiosaurus. You could
feed the village for a while, right? Or because they were a menace, or
just to be a hero; 'I slew the dragon.'" *** Post of the Month for May 2003 *** "And my sister was playing around with an ouiji
board, using a drinking glass for the pointer. She must have conjured up
something because the chairs tipped over, the glass flew off the table and
crashed against the wall. Then a green, demon looking face with red eyes
and a yellow forked tongue moved around the walls and then
disappeared." "If God called for a baby to be killed (as He did, in
the O[ld]T[estament]), then He has a good reason for it. Who
gets to define what a 'good' reason is? He does. Why? He's the Creator of
the baby, and of ALL the rules in the universe. " "Hmmmm. Let's see. We have an atheist telling me they
don't like Kent Hovind . . . and providing some atheist web sites [like
AnswersInGenesis] that say more of the same. " "I don't have to know who wrote it [the gospel of
Matthew]. It is Scripture because whoever wrote it was divinely
inspired." "If God didn't want it in the Bible, He would see
that it was gone." [Violating the RR board rules by questioning a person's
salvation] "In other words, if you believe in Purgatory, you are
surely lost. You have not found Salvation because you do not completely
believe. Turn from false hopes and beliefs. Turn to Christ, not
Mary." "Thanks Adam! Finally someone else who is unaffraid
to speak out against the evil of the Catholic Chrurch's beliefs." "Well, the problem with that logic is that YOU are
the one that is claiming that purgatory exists, which as we all know is
not Biblical; therefore, the burden of proof is on you, not the other way
around." "I've not met one person out of the hundreds of
religions worldwide, that claimed to have a personal relationship with the
God of all that is different from the God of Israel, or relationship with
any god - unless they were demon possessed, and in serious need of
psychiatric help." "I AM SORRY FOR YOU. THE SCREAMING REGRET
........WITHOUT END.... ALL THAT COULD BE YOURS....AND YOU SCOFF" "Even people in their mother's wombs in some way,
shape, or form decide to follow God or not." *** Post of the Week for May 25-31, 2003 *** "I'd say if a thief causes people to starve, [cutting]
a hand off is a merciful retort that keeps others alive." "Abortion is murder, the penalties should be the same
regardless of the age of the vicitim. As far as leaving the country, those
people get off scott free, as they do for any other crime which is a crime
here, but not there. Those who 'assist' in murder(doctors, nurses,
receptionists, owners of the clinic, parents, boyfriends, etc), should get
the same penalties as those who assist in any other murder - the death
penalty or life in prison." "I definitely prefer execution [as a punishment
for abortion], because the cost of imprisoning 30 million baby
murderers for life, would be in the trillions of dollars. Perhaps many
states who dont have the death penalty, would change and reinstate the
death penalty under the staggering costs of imprisoning so many doctors,
nurses, and women." "I see no exceptions for those who were raped, or
who's life is in danger(except in those cases where the child will surely
die anyway - very very rare(and in those cases, a governors pardon is in
order)." [Arguing that God has a white beard] "The reasoning that I used is this: God made man in His image, and men, naturally, grow beards; Jesus took on human form as a Jewish man, and ascended to Heaven in the form of a Jewish man; it was a DISHONOR for a Jewish man not to have a beard - therefore, Jesus had a beard during His ministry and also after His resurrection, and when He ascended to Heaven (it can be assumed that Jesus has kept the appearance with which He ascended, excepting that His hair is all white now, apparently [Revelation 1:10-16]); it can be assumed that if Jesus' HAIR is all white, His BEARD is also; God the Father is said to have hair "like pure wool" (Daniel 7:9). Therefore, it is most likely (almost certain) that God has
a beard (it is practically certain that Jesus has a beard), and that it is
white. We do know, though, that both God the Father and Jesus have hair
white as 'pure wool'." "There will be all sorts of activities, music,
fellowship, fine dining, sights to see, playing with animals/pets (most
likely), discovery, creative activities (art, etcetera), and enjoying
God's presence and fellowship unhindered by sin. (I also happen to believe
that there will be sex in Heaven, though no marriage [there will
apparently be no reproduction].) Of course, sinners [i.e.
non-Christians] love sin, so for them it most likely wouldn't be all
that appealing (no adultery, no lust, no rape, no murder, no stealing, no
lying, etcetera)." "Let's get a couple of things straight (and at the risk of sounding fanatical) - neither I nor nor any of the other Christians nor you nor any of the other atheists have the right to disagree with God. You can make a claim to that right, but you cannot philosophically justify it b/c all human rights flow from Him (I don't expect you to understand that argument, either). Second, I seriously doubt you would personally be put to
death. If the [theocratic] laws were passed, you (and many others
on this channel), would probably silence yourselves. The few that didn't
would be executed, and then the wholesale blasphemy you and your kind
commit would stop." "But if you were executed, you would deserve it. So
would Farrel[l Till], so would Mike, so would Greg, and millions of
others. So would I, and any other former blasphemers. That's the
indictment the Bible makes against us all - but there is forgiveness in
Christ." *** Honorary Post of the Decade (the 1990's) *** "Guess what? I'm not happy with the ethical code the
Bible demands. I'm not happy knowing I have to work toward restoring a
society where people like you would have to be executed. I would *love* to
let people live and believe whatever they wanted. But they can't. God
doesn't allow it. And he demands every Christian, including Gryph, Roger,
and Adam, to go along along in making this ethical lawsuit against you and
your kind. " [Editor's note: Sam has since, thankfully, disavowed Christian Reconstructionism. An email dated Saturday, July 26, 2003 was received by the webmaster and states: "Hi Allan, "I've never been a big fan of any study, they are
mostly designed to create a biggoted atmosphere against many goups." "It's time to stomp out atheists in America. The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America. If you don't believe in God, then get out of this country. The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe. I don't recall freedom of religion meaning no religion. Our currency even says, 'In God We Trust.' So, to all the atheists in America: Get off of our country. People like Gail Pepin (The Chronicle, Oct. 11) have caused the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our schools and being able to practice what can only be called evil. I don't care if she has never committed a crime, she is the reason crime is rampant. To The Chronicle, please do not give atheists a voice. You do more harm than good."- Gloria "Wendy" Ray, Augusta Chronicle Opinions "Wasn't the Bible written in terms of truth? If the
Bible, written by God, has a geocentric view....then maybe it's truth.
Just a thought" "Those who don't believe in a geocentric model....may
I ask why?" "I'm just trying to get a general concensus about why
people believe what they believe in. Is it because that is what is taught?
Is it because the media pushes it? Is it because it goes against the
Bible?" "From what I read, especially from sites previously
posted in this thread, I would seriously question the popular view of a
heliocentric model." "All you have to do is do a little research. There's
much more evidence than that. Visit the links previously posted in this
thread (i believe one of the first few posts). Oh yea, and Prograde and
Retrograde motion, as previously mentioned, can be explained with a
geocentric view. That is talked about as well in those websites." "Either you get it, or you don't. There is no sense
trying to convince someone of this. Everyone will know the truth shortly
after they die. I just wish we could capture the look on their faces on
film!" *** Post of the Week for May 18-24, 2003 *** "Excellent post!!! Yes, they couldn't charge enough for that film baby!!! 'Tonight at 6....non-Christian screams in horror upon
realizing heaven really existed and he didn't know Jesus as Lord and
Saviour.' So classic!!!!" "Satan is present in many forms on these threads. He's doing everything he can to make any good news look like a evil thing. But that's the deception that Satan does to the non-believer. They've got their blinders on and no one can tell them otherwise. SATAN I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!!!" "Just a few days we were involved in an exorcism
where we called God's Angel to assist us as we battled an evil spirit
hell-bent in battling us. The demon we were dealing with was extremely
violent and had attacked me so we asked God to send an angel to restrain
this spirit. Within minutes the Angel pinned the demon to our couch and
the demon was immoblized. The evil spirit was extremely frustrated with
the fact that he couldn't move as God's Angel restrained the demon. What
power these Angels have and I thank God for them." [Replying to 'Your point?'] "The laws of
thermodynamics prove the exsistance of a supernatural creator is my
point." "My own wild speculation, based only on ancient
legends including those of Atlantis, is that genetic experiments had been
conducted which essentially polluted the genomes of the entire human race,
except for a few who like Noah were said to be 'perfect in their
generations'. Thus, the necessity of a wholescale cleansing, including
otherwise innocent children, and perhaps many animals as well. Perhaps
someday we will find out the rest of the story." "Why was slavery allowed? It was a way to repay
debtors, a good many of the slaves were willing." "Science is devoted to attempting to steal G_ds power from him. In the arrogance of man, they think that they are his equals and science is their atheist tool to dethrone him. Scientists are the high priests of the devil and you appear to be his willing congregation, all of you. By trying to call G_d a lier by doubting his word and
believing Darwin and Hawking over Peter and Paul you exalt mans wisdom
over G_ds and Satan laughs. You stupid atheists turn the truth around like
your master and pretend you are so wise and we are stupid because your
public schools think so too. I am not going to go to university too learn
the devils lies, A bible college will be my wisdom and I will no all that
is right for a man to no." "My bible college may not make me a la de da no it all, but what I do no will be important. What do you no slack a$$? There is only one truth and you are not speaking it. I am.
If you new G_d rather than just your lusts you would no it." "The greatest minds in science are christian. They
have always been christian. They have known the material limits of their
wisdom. The lesser scientists and the braying dogs dont know their place
and howl at the wind. Who cares what science declares anyway, it is a
false idol. Religions are false, all of them, even your scientific
one." "You dont understand the atheistic lies of scientists
and you wont understand the explanations for dummies that answers can
provide. What hope have you? The answers are by qualified scientific
experts, their qualifications recognised by secular and spiritual
authorities alike. Scientific journals are for atheists, christian
scientists dont even get a look in with their findings." "What a scientist discovers, another proves wrong. Stupid atheists never learn. Einstein and Darwin had mental defects that are discussed widely on the internet, look it up. Newton was a fundamentalist Christian, he is undeniably the greatest and most pious scientist that the Lord has ever risen up. His work was devoted to proving the bibles truths. If you think your religion of science has any enduring
answers for you all you need to do is look at its history. It is just the
religion of atheists. All religions are false, run by satan to ensnare the
minds of fools like yourselves. They are lies and they are false." "I have been told that a pastor actually became athiest (second hand story) after being shown the number of 'murders' God committed in the OT. Now obviously its His creation and He will do with it as
He sees fit. I say that if you have a problem with God killing, be sure
that you stay in His good grace." [Creationist reply to a joke] "you sir are a
liar. If you are going to disobey rules and start a thread like this then
at least do not start it with a blatant intentional lie/deception... I
really take offense at your intentional misquoting of myself." "They want to be bible scholars but dont want to
actually have to STUDY to do it." "Actually, it looks as if he started this [thread]
and then bailed when confronted with his lie. Typical evolutionist
reaction. " "I'd like to see an animal change into another
animal. Maybe we could charge admission and make a few bucks." "If you take only part of a prophecy, take that part
out of context, and are allowed to change the wording, then of course you
can apply it to Muhhamed, or anything for that matter." "the evolutionist can't deal with the facts, so he
ignores the results of the investigation of his claim and proceeds with
his false assumption as if it has been proven." "Dont forget the Great White Throne judgement. It
implies a resurrection of the unbelieving dead, who are then cast into the
lake of fire. This means that their uncorruptable bodies will be tormented
forever. I doubt you could get used to that." "What happens when a person goes to hell, and God
lets the unbearable torment go on and on and on and on forever and yet
never allows insanity to blind you to the insane torment. YOu are
cognizant for ever and ever, and know that it wiill never change and that
you will suffer and never get used to it and it just gets worse and
worse?" "and the idea that some other sort of non-Biblical
deity could be the truth is too absurb for me to even think of very
long... Christianity is just so well backed up in terms of evidence and
common sense for me..." "My own attitude is that the Big Bang is illogical as
a scientific theory right out of the box. Assuming that all the
material/energy in the universe was once in a space smaller than the head
of a pin is totally dumb." "In addition, the Big Bang assumes that the
coordinates of the universe are expanding. This is ad hoc, because there
is no direct evidence that this is the case." "Atheist are all about nothing and their life is
consumed with denying and rejecting the obvious. They undermine and deny
every fundamental doctrine about sin and salvation taught in the Bible and
are hell bent on the destruction of biblical truth and Christianity." "They post on the boards here and elsewhere only for
the sake of endless debate and their mission in life is to cast doubt and
negativity, not faith or reason. They try to show an infinite number of
regression statements in every argument, which ultimately show no cause or
reason for anything, because an infinite series of successive chain of
past events is impossible. They have a reprobate mind and a dead spirit.
" "typical atheist stuff. Try and put doubts in a
Christians mind. trying to 'open' their eyes to the deception of
satan." "However, the house is on the beach, so I don't know
how long it will last. There are two asteroid impacts scheduled to happen
during the last seven years before the return of Jesus Christ. I'm sure
there will be massive tsunamis from these impacts." "I have always been skeptical of 'supernova' because
they are called that because they are assumed to be unbelievably
distant and hence must be unbelievably bright to be seen as bright as they
are to us. But what if they are not unbelievably distant? After
all, the only reason we believe this is because of their Red
Shift!!!" "Several times God has told me that the rain would
stop so that I could ride a bike home. And no matter how sever the rain
was, it always stop when God told me that it would." "I would think this is a new science brought about by
hereticism, and there probably isn't anything conclusive." "I read an excellent book on the subject of
homosexuality, by Tim LaHaye [author of the Left Behind series]; it
lists the CAUSES, and the only known CURE." "If homosexuality is inate, certainly being a
homophobic is as well. It's not learned behavior, God just made me
disgusted by sodomy the same way he made gays want to masterbate with
their own gender. It's not my fault you intolerant queers can't accept me
the way God made me." "Not according to the Bible !!! Even thinking it is a
sin" "Why else is Lesbianism, and Homosexuality taking off
in our country? WE TOLERATE IT! Our president should of layed his hand
down and cast it out of this country, but now that its growing as fast as
it is. God's going to handle it, completely." "Islam is based on a book that has error and it is
not the inspired Word of God." "Ive read somewhere that Mohammed actually
contradicted himself and had previous text changed to fit. Hardly inspired
writings." "Sars is devastating the economy of China and Toronto
Ontario which are very godless communities. Is it a pestillence from God
and do God's people have to repent and seek His ways and turn from their
wicked ways so that God will hear from heaven and heal their land?" "One thing for sure is that because God is alive and
well even on planet earth nothing happens in heaven or earth if God
doesn't allow it! And He has allowed SARS to scare the pants out of the
people in Toronto who are crying about the economic problems it's causing
them. Most of them had not time for God and could not give a damn if He
existed. " "show me a modern creature attempting to evolve into
a sea dwelling animal. I can just imagine it keeps drowning, poor
thing." "ALL DEMONS CAUSE SICKNESS. ALL SICKNESSES ARE CAUSED
BY SOME KIND OF Deliberate SIN(I.e. all are born unto sin). So beware of
the common cold and the flu- becuase it shows that satan is winning
you." "How can you deny that as recently as '79, the public
school biology text books actually taught that the 'piltdown man' was a
'missing link'? Even the Church of Scientology today still teaches this to
be fact!" "you'll have to give me an example. Such as: Monkey
evolving into a human, pond scum into a frog, etc. If they did it before,
then they can do it again, right?" "It is a beautiful night for satans work, or so it
appears with all the atheist out." [Replying to 'the Bible says the earth is immobile']
"No, it says immovable. And if you want to argue that, push real hard
and see how far you can move it." *** Post of the Week for May 11-17, 2003 *** "This leads into an interesting side note. "hell. is it real. well if it isnt then i do not need
to believe in jesus since it does not matter right?" "but if hell is not real and we will not be punished
for our actions on earth why should it matter if i believe in jesus or
buddha or anything else?" "no i believe in jesus for entirely different reasons...hes a nice guy for one, and he is smart and funny and cute... sorry but i believe in jesus because i am a sinner and am deserving of death. i can d onothing to save my self. but jesus came to earth and took my sins away on the cross so i may spend eternity with him and not in hell... so yeah i believe in jesus because he is my get out of
hell free card" "have you ever read revelation...it is of things to
come...that means they will happen. if you think that revelation is a
fairy tale then you are sick" "The O'Reilly factor [on Fox News] is my
absolute favortie News Show. I catch it whenever I can. Bill O'Reilly
really cuts through the fat and I agree with a great deal of what he says,
even though some views are a little too liberal for me." [On church-state separation] "Lastly this will
all change when we conservatives finally get a conservative senate and
appoint our justices to the Supreme Court. All the liberal mischief over
the last 60 years came from courts ordering laws. When we reverse judicial
activism, the US Supreme Court will roll back decades of errors. So far we
are slowly gaining back lost ground." *** Post of the Week for May 4-10, 2003 *** "It is true that we as humans share 90% of our Genes
with Apes... But it is also true that we share 50% of of our genes with
bananas. I hope I'm not half banana. Also we share 100% of our genes
with... Dirt! the exact substance god said he made us out of." "Another problem is that one of the ideas behind
macroevolution is competition, or survival of the fittest. Different
animals in a species compete for food, and whoever is the fittist lives,
creating a stronger species. However, many animals are part of a symbiotic
relationship which is the opposite of competition. Also, many animals live
together and hunt in packs." "I have read a marvelous little book that explains how the enite Universe could have been made, in a mere six days, and still account for many things that evolution doesn't. For instance, the red shift. How do you explain the fact
that it appears as everything in the universe is moving away from
us?" "Excuse me, what evidence are you talking about?
There has not been even .0000000000000001 % of evidence supporting
evolution (the one which says we all 'evolved' and the world happened by
chance)!!!!!! And if you look at the facts every stinkin' piece of
evidence 'evolutionists' use to support evolution is actually supporting
creation!! And did you know that all the theories and proofs that
scientists have put out in the world that say evolution is real, have been
disprooven!" "I do believe that God created the world. And if you
took the whole picture then you could see that there are still monkeys
that die monkeys. And there that people don't turn into ferns. (Ferns have
the highest chromosome structure, and if we were really
"evolving" into the highest and most integigent(sp?) creatures
on earth then we would eventually become ferns!)" "Now, I don't know why you want me to 'proove you wrong' when you haven't even established that you're right! But I will do my best to explain 'why we would expect a more 'highly evolved' organism to possess more chromosomes.' Okay, first of all, if we Evolution then we would expect
that the most 'highly evolved' creature would have the most chromosomes.
Right? Then it would be logical then to conclude that, if we are truely
'evolving' then some of us would be ferns, since we would get more complex
the more we evolve." "And fosil dating is a worthless piece of junk that
someone came up with. It uses circular reasoning for one. And two it
doesn't take millions or even billions of years for them to form. I
remember somewhere (I do remember it was very credible though) that
someone's grandpa had died and they burried them. 15 years later the
grandma died, but when the went to dig the grave, the ground was soaked
with water from an underground river/spring. So, they dug the grandma's
grave soemwhere else, but when they went back to get teh grandpa he had
fosilized!" "His name is Dr. Kent Hovind. If you have
something worth saying, say it. If you don't then please don't post." [Replying to 'each of your questions would require a
paper to answer] "So, simply recruit rjw, PotatoError, and James
Da Dude, and each of you can write a term paper on just 1 of the
questions." "The way Darwin and Lyell interpreted the [geologic]
colunm was through the idea that 'the key is the present to the past.' It
has been said before, history is doomed to repeat itself. And yes, it has
time and time again. But if the present is the key to the past, then why
do we have history books? Why are so many people interested in finding out
what went on in past times if we can look at society today and find the
answers?" "The flood is the thing that fosilized those
animals/whatever in the first place. Creationism is the only 'theory' that
has withstood the test. Evolution, well..what else do I need to say?" "The dinos haven't died out as many think." "it is possible that the loch ness monster spotted
many times was a dinosaur. Or that knights really did fight dragons that
were actually dinosaurs." "And another theory that goes along with evolution is
that all the platelets (continents) had to have been, at some time,
together and now they have slowly drifted apart. Um, have you ever heard
of a thing called dirt? Well, there's sure a lot of it under all these
platelets. Infact, it goes all the way down to the bottom. Oh know! I just
remembered, as you go deaper into the earth, it turns to rock! Hmm, now
how could have all that rock and dirt get under those platelets if they
were all together?" "If we were really evolving into a higher and more
inteligent creature, then why are so many kids failing, dropping out of,
getting in trouble in, and getting kicked out of school? Because they are
smarter and better than the rest? No, it is actually because we aren't
evolving at all!" "Have you dug up the entire earth? (I would assume
not) Then how do you know that somewhere out there there aren't dino anbd
horse fosils lying together. But, the only other thing would be that they
lived in different habitats, or that they just didn't die together. But
that doesn't bean they didn't live together, or that they didn't live in
the same time period." "I'm really not sure. But that doesn't knock out the
flood just because of coral. I would think that it probably floated along
somewhere, or did as it usually does when something knocks out a colony of
it and just reproduces and reproduces." "Now [if evolution was true] shouldn't the
carp be closest to the turtle, since the turtle is an amphibian? But it
isn't, in fact, it is barely similar at all to the turtle." "The main philosophical argument for the existance of
a deity is, in my view, if God did not exist we would never mention
Him." [Replying to 'have you looked into other religions?']
"No I haven't. Don't need to, Christ is the real God, all others are
offshoots and false religions that mimicked the Christian/YHWH
religion." "I have known of people on ' Death Row' who have Killed again, raped, and or done other Evil acts while on death row. Some of these people have omitted their guilt and have made statements that they would kill again if given the chance. Why haven't we as Christians done as the bible said and stoned these people to death. I know that Jesus said ' let he who without sin cast the
first stone'. I am without sin today. Every day I ask the Lord for
forgiveness for my sins and I try not to reoffend commiting the same sins
over and over. I am sincere when I say that because Jesus died for my sins
and promiced forgiveness for anyone who asked for it, I am sure that I am
clean today, and there fore I feel justified to stop Evil." "No other mythological figure [except Jesus]
in the world has a full developed body of teachings, except those in the
Bahagavad-Gita or something."
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