Fundies Say the Darndest Things! December 2003 Edition
Last Updated April 27, 2004



[Replying to 'why does the Bible not have mention of dealing with chemically imbalanced people?'] "There is, most got straightened out when they met Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is THE answer."
- EdJones, TheologyWeb


[Replying to 'so we should treat them like Jesus did, i.e. as possessed?'] "It wouldn't hurt, but He's not here right now.... the best thing is to see it they are saved."
- EdJones, TheologyWeb


[Replying to 'Is the mental condition physical or spiritual?'] "Its probably physical, but I'm not a doctor. What do the doctors say?"
- EdJones, TheologyWeb


[Inadvertently out-of-context, misquoted post removed, with apologies to Firebird81]


"... marriage is about forming the best possible environ in which to procreate (and MORE IMPORTANTLY) raise children. Homosexuals, by definition, cannot... Thus, they are not eligible for the priviledges."
- themuzicman, TheologyWeb


"God didnt create him........he was an angel who sined and got kicked out of heaven."
- suchita_choclate, POD Warrior Forum


*** Conspiracy Theory of the Month ***

"Another thing I just found out. I got that information (how scientists measure radiometric dating [and its limitations]) out of a book... the source of that statment, an article from the Annals of New York Academy of Science, volume 288... The[ir] website...has almost every single volume of that magazine- except volume 288! They know. They know that if a creationist got ahold of that sort of information... there will be hell to pay. Sure, it sounds like an Evil Atheist Conspiricy like WinAce has on his homepage- but I think that's what it is."
- Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums


"I think we would all be suprised at the times the devil and his followers have TRIED to kill us but couldn't."
- Amen, RaptureReady


"Have you considered leaving anything even slightly catholic related? Maybe a nice Christian church for a change?"
- needhimforever, RaptureReady


"NO NOT LIES.......i have a list of famous satanist....J.R.R. Tolkien, Ben Franklin, Edward Crowley... i know what the hell i'm tlaking about this time....i read up on this."
- roadkill, ChannelOne.com BBS


"Its kinds cool all the things scientist have found that point to God and his existance. God created everything and everyone and I think DarkPrimus [a sarcastic atheist] said it best when he said 1.) I exist... 2.) You exsist... 3.) therefore God exist"
- 99%Angel, ChannelOne.com BBS


"I know he was just making fun of christians but he made a very good piont and it would be wrong for me to restate it without giving him the credit... ( FYI... zues was disproven over two thousand years ago. He and the other gods and goddess were just fairy tales like Cinderella or Snow White.)"
- 99%Angel, ChannelOne.com BBS


"No duh! I just got finished saying that I thought you made a good point and wanted to quote you therefore I had to give you the credit."
- 99%Angel, ChannelOne.com BBS


"Abortion is MURDER! Even before the zygote forms (when the [sperm] and egg meet), the cells are living, which makes it MURDER when you perform abortion!"
- Bisquick, ChannelOne.com BBS


"Why shouldn't employers be required to include birth control coverage in their health care plans? Because birth control is morally wrong, intrinsically and inherently evil. The fruits of birth control include fornication, adultery, sterility, homosexuality, aids, the breakdown of family, divorce and abortion... It is evil because it violates the dignity of the human person... Why not pay for birth control? Simple. It's wrong."
- MICHAEL J. PALID, EagleHerald Letters to the Editor


"Sorry, I'll take God truth over your 'reasoning' and 'logic' anyday..."
- Follower of Christ, ChristianForums


"Evolution is an elaborate fairy tale propigated by atheists. They are hell bent on explaining away their Creator as if they could only disbelieve hard enough maybe they could make reality go away."
- bevets, ChristianForums


"The theory that man evolved from an amoeba is, of course, bunk. I will not dispute that."
- drfeelgood, ChristianForums


"That is what the bible calls the demonic... The problem is that those who reject God also reject the exsistance of ANY spiritual beings and therefore are very easily deceived into calling them ghosts, aliens, mental disorders or whatever other name that is given these strange phenomena."
- LaMontre, RaptureReady


"How many of these mental disorders are actually demonically infliuenced? If it were as simple a thing as speking the name of Jesus in faith and curing them? Does it not seem worth investigation? Yet most will reject the idea out of hand."
- LaMontre, RaptureReady


"Now in terms of this research? It is easy to see where this will eventually lead. ALL people who are believers in Jesus Christ (especially funda'mental'ists) will eventually be considered 'mentaly challenged' and a threat to the next stage of mans evolution. If you think not? Just sit back and watch."
- LaMontre, RaptureReady


[Replying to 'we know that John is reliable because Christ says so, and we know that Christ tells us so because John is reliable?'] "Boy Martin, I sure am going to pray for you sir. Mocking the Lord this way. What a shame. When He tells you to depart from Him, you wont be mocking at all. More like weeping and gnashing of teeth... because of your mocking, God hardens your heart. With the attitude you have shown here tonight, He will hide the truth from you until the day you stand face to face with Him."
- r8ermang, RaptureReady


"And defending Martin by saying that you find the proof of inspiration 'ridiculously circular' as well thereby insinuating somehow that r8ermang doesnt have the right then to speak a scriptural truth because its insulting to you too really just doesnt hold water. You have the Holy Spirit within you to testify to these truths that Martin doesn't- therefore the 'proof' of inspiration that you have isn't circular at all..."
- kerri, RaptureReady


"The scientific theory believes that 'chance' gave every living organism to evolve into a greater species. Much like monkeys into humans."
- Pitchblack, POD Warrior Forum


"I did not say that we came from monkeys. I said that evolutionists believe we evolved from them. Read carefully now..."
- Pitchblack, POD Warrior Forum


[On gay marriage] "its not right thats ALL there is too it there is no need for explanation it is just not right not that hard to understand really."
- BleakBassPlayer, POD Warrior Forum


*** Typo of the Month ***

"God made a way at great cost to Himself- the only thing He asks us to do is believe through faith... As Occam's Razor says- who has something to lose here? Those who believe or those who don't?"
- kerri, RaptureReady


"I didn't think logicality would be an issue. Logically you should use the Bible as a guide. Having an unbeliever's logic on this subject is not very logical."
- Becky, RaptureReady


"im just wondering what u evolutionist think on the 3rd(or the 2nd, not sure) law of thermodynamics also called entropy, which is the tendancy for things to get worse instead of better... i see deasieses, plagues, famine. it seems like aids, cancer, diabedies, dounsyndrom and all these other things came out not too long ago. there r more mentally fucked up ppl in the world today than there was 200 years ago. even sane ppl r suffering with things like ADHD and stuff. this dont look like evolution to me."
- soul flayer, Totse.com Community


"with so much evidence against evolution, or the lack of evidence to support it i could say that evolutionists are unscientific. most evolutionists are remarkably closed minded, more so than creationists. the constant support for evolution even though there has been no tangeble facts to support it for the last 100 years looks closed minded to me."
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"it must be millions of years old, but then the carbon dating techiniques are only accurate back 30 million years... the bible account of a flood some 4,000 or more years ago would easily compensate for the huge shift in carbon levels, and so putting our carbon dating systems well out."
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"and then those wonderful gallapogos (cant be arsed to spell it properly) birds. evolved? nope. they are all finches. they have not evolved... dont say that im speaking out of my ass, because this article [from Scientific American, on creationist misconceptions] you have given me is speaking out of about 50million evolutionists asses, or however many there are on this planet. the article is FULL of mistakes, and bad research. if you want me to go through every single point...ask me. "
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"many people also have talked about the suns radiation gradually mutating us throughout time...then why does our bodies create pigmentation (sun tan) to stop the suns radiation from damaging us? darker skinned peoples where the radiation is higher (eg africa)...if radiation helps us to evolve...then why does our bodies fight against it??"
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"plus as we get older, our reasoning does not deteriotate....our capacity for memory can detrioate, but thats only cos we aint using it. people with alzheimers can easily still reason, even if they cant remember anything for the whole of there lives accept the day there living in now..."
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"i detect a hint of flame..... but then if i wasnt making any sense this thread would of died long ago. if i was talking crap you wouldnt need to continue..."
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"Also, the bible states of humans living close to 1,000 years... if people did live close to 1,000 years, then these rare fossils you dig up of men that scientists ASSUME had the same lifespan as us and say they are millions of years old-someone living close to 1,000 years would have a massivly increased carbon level in there bones... and without the scientists considering this possibility, the date of millions of years put on these fossils could be massivly out. "
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"im sure the us navy could build such a vessel. the point is the wouldnt because they see no need to do so. also, the biggest US navy aircraft carriers are of a similar size to what the ark was meant to be, so you are talking bullshit."
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"and the bible says they landed on mount ararat. howcome a HUGE wooden wreck has been found atop of this mountain? its the ark... with the massive inaccuracy of carbon dating systems, it is entirely possible that these ice ages are what scientists mis-interpret, and are really the flood... the evidence is all there, but scientists dissmiss it, because if the bible is *shock horror* correct...then it would put big doubts over all there work."
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"there isnt a lack of evidence about the flood, its just that scientists choose not to acknowledge it, as it would prove much of our thinking today wrong. and scientists hate to be wrong"
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"sarcasm isnt going to make your shaky points any better. you evolutionist ideas are more shaky than bible ones. the reason is that you do not want to acknowledge the possibility that you are wrong. if the bible points are so shaky, then howcome i can use them to reply to everything you have said??"
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"and not all animals were taken on board the ark...eg wolly mammoths... and if you read the account where god gives noah the dimensions for the vessel (ark) then its easily big enough. and then why is there a HUGE WOODEN VESSEL buried under the snow atop of mount ararat? its far to big to be carried up there...oh these holes in the account just arent there! theres plenty of proof... you just dont look at it because the bible says it happened. i forgot, it isnt 'cool' to belive in the bible these days."
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"... it is bloody ignorant to dissmiss all these findings cos your precious evolution theory maybe wrong if the flood acocunt is true. because it will put all your carbon dating out, and therefore all your timescales, and all the fossils will be out... you say thats rubbish, but its a distinct possibility. dont put so much faith in something that is so flawed itself. "
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"i said it could of been held in space, like saturns rings. it is entirerly possible for the earth to have had saturn-like rings of ice all around it, and more water in the atmosphere, causing a warmer climate and less radiation from the sun coming to hit earth. this could be a factor in the people before the flood supposedly living much longer."
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"your talking about [the 750,000 or so species of] insects....well they wouldnt take up much space in the ark would they? they could fly around and land on the walls, ceilings ect, like they do in houses."
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"if you take the story of the flood as true, and re-evaluate the history of man, and change the scientific views accordingly (eg carbon dating systems being well out...), then the flood account is easily true... you dont want to take into consideration that evolution maybe wrong... and im not using pseudo science, you are!!"
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


[Explaining how the carnivores would eat on a decimated post-flood world] "...and grazing animals eat everyday, predators can go without food for several weeks without a kill...ever watch david attenbrough programs where a lion doesnt make a kill for ages? also the possbility of fish left on the land after the water drains away, eaily enough scavenging food for predators...maybe a whale left somewhere? the possbilities of food are endless"
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"there hasnt been a international survey of the area where the ark is. if there was, then national geographic would feature it. incidentally, national geographic is run by top scientists, who all make a lot of $$ by publishing there evolution theories and discoveries in such publications. there could easily be bias against such an expidtion..."
- nevermind, Totse.com Community


"not only was a large wooden object found on top of mt ararat, this object also had alot of traces of a substance called mortar which the bible said noah used to build the ark (strange eh????)"
- soul flayer, Totse.com Community


"Some people die of cancer or die hours or even minutes after they are born bcuz God wants them too... It doesn't matter when you die if you don't accept God your going to hell. Unless you've never heard of God."
- RU4Real, Kyle Givler Teens' Board, making Christian evangelism about the worst thing you can do to a person ignorant of it


"My views are based on the Bible. They need no more validation than that. The Bible is the Word of God. It is absolute truth. Stop trying to change that fact, you can't."
- Aragorn, .: NucleusWeb :.


"Don't you think it's absolutely insulting to man to say claim that he had been around for millions of years, and yet just invented the automobile 100 years ago? That may be a bad example, but do you see what I'm getting at? I mean...do you really think it took man millions of years for someone to get on a boat, sail to America, and find out the world is round?"
- GPickypick, Christianity.com Forums


"Also, the ridiculous number of people who would inhabit earth these days if the universe was more than 6,000 years old... For example, the population of the United States has doubled over the last 50 or so years... At a rate of doubling every 50 years, the world would go from 2 people to 8 billion people... in a mere 1600 years!! Can you IMAGINE if man had been around for 2 million years? Or even half that? Or even half of half? It's unfathomable. Absolutely unfathomable."
- GPickypick, Christianity.com Forums


"The stay-at-home wife should do it. And since every wife should be a stay-at-home wife, every wife should do it... The woman's role is to keep the HOME. Not to earn money, not to make business deals; she is to keep the home. And if a job keeps her from so much as taking out the trash (so long as she is physically able), that job is disobedient to the Bible's instructions on marriage."
- GPickypick, Christianity.com Forums


"You shouldn't make the mistake of thinking that Biblical PRINCIPLES change over time. The Bible should not be tailored to conform to society. It doesn't matter what your spouse thinks your role is. It matters what GOD says your role is."
- GPickypick, Christianity.com Forums


"It still boggles my mind why someone is a Christian who doesn't believe in the inerrancy of the Bible, at least in its original manuscripts. It's incomprehensible. You need to get out of this seminary, now. Drop out. Don't even 'get your money's worth.'"
- GPickypick, Christianity.com Forums


"When I was a teenager, I took all my secular music records and busted them up in my room with a hammer. Why, cause the lyrics were not of God, his thoughts, his desires, and promoted witch craft, perversion, and satan worship."
- A, Christianity.com Forums


"Isn't this what the atheists and secular humanist religions are doing? By taking God out of the schools you have to replace it with something else. So, instead of biblical truths we now have teachers telling us we were once apes a billion years ago. Your statement makes absolutely no sense whatsoever."
- barracuda, Christianity.com Forums


"Actually, we do have the right to judge which lives to take away. The bible was quite clear to the jews of the O.T. what behaviors warranted the death penalty (as it were). I don't recall the practice of putting people to death going away with Christ's arrival here. He came to fullfill the law, not abolish it. Though we would have a population crisis if we put all of the adulterer's to death, that does not mean that if we chose to do so - that it would be unbiblical."
- Larbear, Christianity.com Forums


"If the Big Bang is a 'normal' scientific occurrence, why haven't there been any more?"
- Saints Alive, Christianity.com Forums


"From my perspective, the two men are saying 'Look God, we have found a way to enjoy the excitement and pleasure you invented for men and women without the down-side of rug-rats consuming our time and spending our money'. I see the life style as selfish in the extreme in that it consumes for its own enrichment the entire product of its life and passes nothing on to the next generation because there is none... As for the argument that 'What people do in the privacy of their bedroom is not my business' -- this tries to create a see-no-evil zone based on visibility. But aren’t all crimes and sins hidden as much as possible? Thieves come in the dark of night -- not at high noon. In conclusion, I see homosexuality as a selfish escape from human maturity. It is unhealthy and a financial burden on the society in which it exists."
- Davidsrocks, Christianity.com Forums


*** Amazing Apologist Logic of the Month ***

"Correct [the boy killed by a Christian drunk driver goes to hell, while the latter goes to heaven]. However, you seem to forget that God is the One Who determines when a person will die, and if He allowed the young boy to die in that state, the implication is that he never would have changed in heart anyway. The man, though sinning by driving dangerously, is still saved for eternity, since in his heart he is willing to accept Jesus' offer of salvation. He does lose some rewards, though. Again, justice and mercy are maintained."
- Godsword, FStDT! Guestbook


"I will allow that he certainly did not deserve to die, but how many here know that [Matthew] Sheppard grabbed one of those guys on the a$$, and that he had tried to kiss the other?... Those rough-necks were so insulted that they led him on a bit, got him out of the place and into a venue that made him a bit more vulnerable, and proceeded to give perky Matty boy a little lesson in Wyoming manners... Was it bad? Yes, it really was. But they didn't want to kill him, and it wasn't like they chose him -- HE'D chosen his lifestyle and he'd chosen THEM. The Sheppard story is a masterpiece of leftist propaganda."
- Eric, BRO' BOB'S CHRISTIAN CRUSADE!


*** Bigot of the Month ***

"What's the matter arthur? Still tick you off that these red necks in Wyoming were better equipped to fend off some sick and twisted, disease-ridden, child molesting pervert [Matthew Sheppard] than all the little boys your ilk likes to intimidate, rape and torture? I suppose this is why homosexuals like coming onto children more than adults eh? Children can't fight back right?"
- Eric, BRO' BOB'S CHRISTIAN CRUSADE!


"Ah don't worry Arthur... I realize it's hard for you Marxist buffoons to comprehend logic. ;-) Homosexuals are sick and twisted, disease-ridden, child molesting, vial, filthy, violent, disgusting, Christianphobic, abominable perverts and their actions prove this out EVERY TIME!"
- Eric, BRO' BOB'S CHRISTIAN CRUSADE!


"There was no death or suffering before the Fall. If an earthquake or 'natural disaster' could have occurred which did not result in any death or suffering, then YEC allows that earthquakes and 'natural disasters' might have occurred before the Fall."
- Godsword, FStDT! Guestbook


[Replying to (paraphrased) 'Christian reconstructionism is a radical movement which aims to convert the US government into a totalitarian theocracy under Old Testament law] "Bullwinkle, the Secular humanist have done this to public schools and universities and have ruin the last 3 generations with their false doctrine. It is about time for the Christian to fight back."
- PatPace, Baptist Watch


"The ones who are promoting secualr humnist falsehoods like these: 

A conviction that dogmas, ideologies and traditions, whether religious, political or social, must be weighed and tested by each individual and not simply accepted on faith. 

Commitment to the use of critical reason, factual evidence, and scientific methods of inquiry, rather than faith and mysticism, in seeking solutions to human problems and answers to important human questions. 

A primary concern with fulfillment, growth, and creativity for both the individual and humankind in general. A constant search for objective truth, with the understanding that new knowledge and experience constantly alter our imperfect perception of it. 

A concern for this life and a commitment to making it meaningful through better understanding of ourselves, our history, our intellectual and artistic achievements, and the outlooks of those who differ from us. 

A search for viable individual, social and political principles of ethical conduct, judging them on their ability to enhance human well-being and individual responsibility. 

A conviction that with reason, an open marketplace of ideas, good will, and tolerance, progress can be made in building a better world for ourselves and our children. 

This bunch of fools have invaded rhe public schools and universities and have done so quite well. It has distorted what most on this board believe to be true. They are liars."
- PatPace, Baptist Watch


"What is practical is that many homosexuals use their homosexuality as a crutch to protect themselves from real emotional and spiritual problems. This isn't true for everyone, but for a large amount it is."
- Passion770, POD Warrior Forum


"I disagree however that we were tree dwelling apes, or had a common descendant."
- Zealot, EvC Forum


"Yes, it would be humanly possible to try and replicate the Ark, but not even slighly feasible."
- Zealot, EvC Forum


"The Right Hand... Has anyone else noticed the right hand on 48 hours Investigates? For some reason I've only now realized it. Every time it starts, before every commercial, when it returns from commercial. There it is, the RIGHT hand on the screen."
- K4Christ, RaptureReady


[Replying to 'Eh? What's that have to do with the endtimes?'] "HOLY BIBLE Revelation 13...[:]16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads..."
- Stevangelist, RaptureReady


[Replying to 'Still not seeing the connection'] "Propaganda. I even saw a TV commercial in the past year showing someone with a bar code on their head. This stuff is done to desensitize us to technology that could potentially track us."
- Stevangelist, RaptureReady


"Thanks Stevangelist, I guess your the only other person to see the connection besides me."
- K4Christ, RaptureReady


"If I had been living in Sodom I would have been doing everything I could [lobbying against gay marriage] to keep my city from burning to hell... that's what I'm doing now...make sense?"
- Sustained While Yawning, POD Warrior Forum


[Replying to 'You seriously expect God to burn America for gay marriage?'] "Well.. He did it to Sodom! It would be ignorance to say 'aww heck, God wouldn't do anything like that to us!'... this is just another thing that will lead us into being very displeasing to God, which is a very bad place to be..."
- Sustained While Yawning, POD Warrior Forum


[Replying to 'if I suddenly see Canada, Belgium, the Netherlands, Denmark... reduced to rubble by Godly wrath, then I will give your fear some merit'] "I'm not afraid, just giving some of the possible outcomes... but if you do see that happen, piss your pants buddy!"
- Sustained While Yawning, POD Warrior Forum


"Perhaps you are right. Maybe God had no other choice except blood sacrifice... You need to look at the character and nature of God. What is it about God's character that requires Him to ordain a blood sacrifice?"
- Sojourner, RaptureReady


"God made blood sacrifice necessary because it was just. It may not suit our human notions of justice, but it isn't our notions of justice that have to be satisified."
- Chris4Christ, RaptureReady


"the usual propaganda. If catholics thought that non catholics were really christians too, this would not even be an issue."
- Elizabeth_S, RaptureReady


"Now, since none of us were there when it happened, we can't truely understand God's reasoning behind slaughtering those people, something to ask when we die maybe. And as I pointed out, he sent his son to die for us, could this not be an apology, remorse."
- Lindisfarne, POD Warrior Forum


"i think they [the Crusades] were for the most part justifiable...we tried to stop muslims from taking over more of the world and spreading their beliefs... honestly i think it's nearing the time when another crusades will happen...only much worse"
- punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum


"Also, we have to examine why a couple would deliberately abstain from having children. Is it so they can save up to buy a new car or a bigger house? Is it so the woman won't have to quit her successful career? Is it because the couple can't imagine being burdened with a child? If so, these are all highly selfish reasons to avoid having children. The Bible is very clear about rebuking God's will."
- msjones21, ChristianForums


"And also God made you fertile and you should not change that intricate part of your body with a chemical [contraceptive]. Surly even as a atheist you would agree that if the ball of cells splitting and splitting with you having no part to play in ended up the way it did, who are you to mess with the gods of science that lye in your body."
- Shelb5, ChristianForums


"I've yet to meet the Christian couple who didn't want a family. The desire to procreate is instilled in us from our birth. The desire *not* to have children is programmed into the person's mind. It's fed by selfish whims, not natural instinct...which leads me back to the point you disagree with."
- msjones21, ChristianForums


*** Post of the Week, December 7-13 ***

"Because God controls our reproductive health. That is the whole premise behind the sinful nature of using artificial means to prevent pregnancy. God would not allow a woman to stay 'barefoot and pregnant' if she wasn't bodily, emotionally, or mentally prepared to take on the responsiblity of having many children."
- msjones21, ChristianForums


"Condoms aren't so much sinful in the sense that they act as an abortifacient or they alter your body; however, condoms give the couple a false sense of security that you can be nonchalant about sex. "
- msjones21, ChristianForums


"It is a sin to use a condom during intercourse because ejaculation should not take place outside a man's wife. Bottom lime."
- Shelb5, ChristianForums


"Yeah, I know, sorry, its just so shocking to see Lana who made the most convincing oncological arguments for god is an atheist now." [Emphasis added]
- Badfish, Internet Infidels


*** Unsupported Assertion of the Month ***

"Of course they were against freethought, that is a Judeo-Christian principle!"
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"No, genocide is the 'punishing' of groups of people because of who they are and the hateful feelings toward them by fabricating their crimes. While the Israelites were God's capital punishers of actual criminals."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


[Replying to 'every mass murderer says that'] "Yes, but mass murderers are not omnscient."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"From a Christian perspective, demonic activity is more than sufficient to explain the numerous religions."
- Elric, BlizzForums


"You can ask all the brain bending, faith testing questions you want, but all I will think is (I know you hate this) 'goddidit'. And yes, that is exactly how Christians think about such things."
- Broken, Internet Infidels


"LOL, I saw a guy that looked like a Pig at the Post Office. LOL So why can't there be Lizard people? I think evolution would back this one up!"
- TruthTraveler, ChristianForums


"Well if Man came from Ape then Why can't LizardMan come from an alligator? etc..."
- TruthTraveler, ChristianForums


"I don't belive I came from a monkey and I know it is just a way for people to shun there responsability of giving God all the praise and worship he deserves. What Do You Think?"
- Ezekielrage, ChristianForums


"how do i know the bible is true... the bible talks about germs,and washing in running water and covering food to keep germs off... where are the missing links?seen any talking apes?or humans with wings?if we all evolved from so called simple cells why are there still simple cells here?"
- roadie432002, ChristianForums


"One of these days im going to have to debate this board and put an end to evolution. The astroid is my favorite topic (a hint of BIG trouble for evolution)"
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"The laws of thermodynamics prove the big band never happened. The astoid that supposedly hit the earth was said to have effected the world worse than ALL the worlds nuclear missles all going off at once. This astroid burnt the earth and all that was in it to a crisp. then, molted rock was flung into orbit and back to earth again (Double death!) burning the earth again! THEN, burning acid rain fell on the earth, the worse fall in history! Anything that didn't of a shell or tough skin was going to burn. This theory is impossible!!"
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


*** 'Most Edumacated Creationist' Trophy ***

"If the world was burnt to a crisp by a astroid greater than all the nukes in the world. Then the dinosaurs and everything died and nothing could have survived. And astroid this big would also leave a BIG hole somewhere on the earth...there is none. Furthmore, since there is no evidence that the dino-bones weren't burnt to the crisp, then i'd say evolution is in big trouble. Acid rain would have also contaminated the waters and atmosphere, thus, throwing off carbon dating... The big bang?? Eternal universe??? Think about it..."
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"Listen, the science channel always has cosmologies on there. And they all agree with the astroid burning the earth. so im telling you what your evolutionist force-feed the world on the science channel. You need to show me evidence that the dinodaurs were all burnt to a crisp. I'm waiting"
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"This isn't going to work. None of you are mature enough to talk professionally... I cannot believe you don't know the theory of evolution. The astroid theory in evolution is very importent! Its the only things that provides an excuss for the extiction of the dinosaurs. If you dismiss the astroid theory, you dismiss evolution. There is no evidence that the dinosaur bones were ever burnt! And that proves the astroid theory and evelution academically wrong!"
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"I just told you popular evolution teachings, taught on the science channel. This is the theory you have to defend. How many asteroid theories are you going to use to justify your so-called 'fact.' I think you like to argue just to prove to other atheist that you cannot change your view--you are not self-correcting."
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"When the asteroid hit the earth, the dinosaurs were all burnt to death... And i know that no bird could have survived, so there goes the bird theory out the window... Why should i stop there. Evolutionist claim the universe is eternal; yet they say it was formed by the big bang. A trillion year old universe is not eternal! So then we go back to the concept that 'nothing' (which is non-existent) some how produce something. That is pathetic science.."
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"The Pope denies Genesis chapter one and two as literal truth. On page 6, in the 'New American Bible (Saint Joseph Edition),' You'll see the Popes signature stating he agrees with the teachings of the NAB. On page 19 under '6. Literary genres or forms,' you'll see-'b) The Allegory.'... In other words, Jesus Christ is a human liar and son of a b*tch! Theistic evolution also agrees that the bible is not literal truth. All this doubt because of Darwin, the messiah."
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"They've already proven that Rabbits are (by full definition) cud chewing animals. Biology was academically proven wrong (again) by the bible."
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"Lev.11:6 says the rabbit chews the cud. Evolution biology disagrees. But when we find out that the rabbit re-eats its partly digested fecal pellets, we find biology in error and the bible right!"
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"Do you know anything at all about the 'New Age Movement' and what it consist of?... Darwin inspired Marx, Lenin,Stalin,Hitler and Paul Kurtz (author of the American commy liberal book "Humanist Manifesto 1&2."
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"Richard Dawkins, teaches... that we who disagree with evolution are Ignorant, and stupid. Combine this with J.Huxley's eugenic speach and you have christian prosecution and the mark of the beast. For christians can avoid prosecution if they accept the mark of the Darwinian Christ."
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"Anton LaVey wrote the 'Satanic Bible' in 1969. This whole book was a materialistic concept of Darwinian evolution. LaVey only acknowledges Satan has a symbol, yet in the same breath, encourages satanic worship. Evolution is Satan's established religion. If you play the Eagles song 'Hotal California' backwards you'll hear, 'Yes, Satan! He organized his own religion.' Darwin and LaVey agree!"
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"Evolution astronomers are frustrated because star measurements say that the stars are older than the red shift measurements say about the universe. So, if the universe is younger than the stars, then the universe had a beginning. This info i got from the Science channel which is evolution run (like most media outlets)."
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


"I am becoming an expert,..even a master in the knowledge of Evolution. It's you who should study your facts much more carefully."
- FEZZILLA, ChristianForums


[Replying to 'the Bible has *real* magic trees and talking snakes'] "And real volumes about degenerate reprobates and their eternal destiny."
- ByGrace, ChristianForums


"the Holy Spirit changes you inside.does allah do that.apparently not.Christians do not think its ok to kill those who are not christians."
- roadie432002, ChristianForums


"... the calendar has remained basically the same with some minor changes happening when we went from a Julian to a Gregorian calendar or vice versa... Its really a miracle if you think about it and I almost believe that God has had a hand in maintaining the weekly cycle through the years. Theres certainly no logical reason to hold onto a 7 day week cycle. A ten day cycle would probably work better but the fact we have stayed on the present system speaks for a possible supernatural support of it."
- Jim Larmore, Internet Infidels


"... another reason I think its heretical. The RCC wants nothing more than more money. They aren't out to bring anyone to Christ, only to raise finances to fund the Pope's mansion."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"There is an apostate religious power which has existed from antiqueties which is and will enforce the mark of the beast in the last days. This power is none other than the papal power from Rome. I can show you right from the Bible how to id it and how its going to come about in prophecy."
- Jim Larmore, Internet Infidels


"No... it is faith in Jesus Christ that leads unto salvation and if your bible tells you that it can make you wise unto salvation [II Tim 3:14ff] you better burn it before it burns you."
- Amos, Internet Infidels


"Proof of God... I am here to prove that God dose exsist. No i dont have physical evidence... my churches youth group went on a retreat this weakend... we started some heavey prayer along with some very spiritual songs... There were some 40 + people on this reatreat... Everyone had there own unique experiance. I myself Rested... There were alot of cryers and a couple of laughers... Everyone that went up there unsure came back 100% positive that there is a God."
- Nydas., BlizzForums


"Have you ever experianced it? NO? Then shut up cause you have no idea what the hell your talking about... Like i said it [speaking in tongues] sounds like Jibberish but it is not."
- Nydas., BlizzForums


"as i stated before it wasent actualy scientific proof. It is proof acording to mine and 40 other peoples experiance that night. 40 people cant all have been wrong."
- Nydas., BlizzForums


[Replying to (paraphrased) 'Could all the billions of non-Christians be wrong?'] "Yes they very well could be."
- Nydas., BlizzForums


"1 reason why you need God huh? Hell ring a bell?"
- Nydas., BlizzForums


"What the hell are you talking about? We dont black mail anyone we say this to try and convince you that Atheism is wrong."
- Nydas., BlizzForums


"Like i said before God cannot be proven with science. Pluse God has been proven several times in the bible."
- Nydas., BlizzForums


"Stop saying you need physical proof. Just look around you. You really belive all of this came from a tiny cell? that is totaly and utterly bull shit... We are positioned the perfect distance from the sun. and you think this happend by chance? HA ya right."
- Nydas., BlizzForums


"The big bang theroy is pretty much disproven. Hardly any one that actually studies it belives in it. Its obvious it never happend. When has an explosion ever caused perfict balance? Never! Every exsplosion know to man has caused chaos and disorder so why should this be any differint? Pluse if there was some gigantic explosion how come were not still flying uncontrolable through space if there is nothing to stop us?"
- Nydas., BlizzForums


"Ok evolutionist claim the world is billions maybe evan trillions of years old right? WRONG! First lets look at world population growth. The world increses at about 2% a year... in one million years... there would have been 10 (to the 2100 power) people somehow stacked on this earth."
- Nydas., BlizzForums


[Replying to (paraphrased) 'where did you get this?!] "All over. I got over 100 sources but id rather not post them seeing as how it would take FOR EVER"
- Nydas., BlizzForums


*** Post of the Week, December 14-20 ***

"Ya that book [The Da Vinci Code] is evil. Just because some of the facts in there are true people are gonna read it and think all the things about it are true."
- Nydas., BlizzForums


"Someone posted awhile back, that we should all pray for the eyes of Americans to be opened to the agenda of the ACLU [American Civil Liberties Union]. Well, it has been in my daily prayers. My husband (not saved) Loves the ACLU and we are constantly getting stuff in the mail from them. YUCK. I have been praying that the eyes of my husband will be opend to this garbabge ..."
- debbielynn, RaptureReady


"By the time peoples eyes are opened not only to the ACLU's agenda but other liberal agenda's as well, it will be too late. I believe that it is already too late. Take a look around. Our country is only a shell of what it once was. Even with all the patriotic flag waving and speaches by our President etc etc and yes even with people like Rush Limbaugh telling us it's ok and good wins out etc..."
- 4everHis, RaptureReady


"Any day now, I'm expecting someone to open a thread titled: 'BREAKING: Churches must remove all references to Jesus' The ACLU is paving a wide smooth road to hell for many people."
- SamsonOption, RaptureReady


[Replying to the above] "Sadly, this is already happening. ACLU = Atheists. Communists & Liberals United"
- BigJer, RaptureReady


*** Bible Bastardization Award ***

"Because of Liberals in high places (remeber ephisians - we fight against evil in high places, and yes, I mean the evil liberals), in the supreme courts that have everyone afraid."
- abkn, RaptureReady


"If there is anyone I could think of in which I would spit on, it is a member of the aclu! I can't even capitalize their initials just as I can't and won't capitalize the s in satan!!!"
- comicnurse, RaptureReady


"...that [religious] freedom is being PLUCKED away. It's fine to talk and learn about Mohammad, Buddah, all the other Pagan God's..."
- Pagal, RaptureReady


"im sure Jesus hates the ACLU too...i think i would rather be on the ACLU's bad side than on Jesus bad side!"
- 4TheLight, RaptureReady


"The ACLU has a large number of secular Jews in/on its staff so the Jesus problem is easily understood in the light of 'spiritual blindness'."
- emory, RaptureReady


"I must start off by saying I do not agree 100% with this article....but 96.5% is close enough.... [insert lengthy Ann Coulter-like diatribe about Democrats, saying they're traitors and should be executed by firing squad on TV]..."
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"Aww I knew you'd hate it...yet I posted it anyway. He may be slightly over-generalizing...but not by much."
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"Throwing up and laughing at the same time [from the article] sounds painful."
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"IMO, the dems are at the very least guilty of giving aide to the enemy. That qualify's them as traitors...congradulations!!!"
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"I commend you for it Hayden, honestly... it had to be said."
- Sustained While Yawning, POD Warrior Forum


"I realize that you don't hold treason meetings...at least none that anyone knows... gaining power off our own casualities [in Iraq]... that's treason in my book."
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"I can't believe my common sense is being questioned by a member of a political party that is trying to do away with common sense altogether. Common sense is a stumbling block in the path to a democrat run America...or as dems would probably like to call it Far West Europe."
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"actually i have been calling dems power hungry treasonists for a couple of yrs..... thats ironic that more than one person thinks that. There must be some truth to it then."
- BleakBassPlayer, POD Warrior Forum


"It's me, you, the guy who wrote this article, and ann coulter. We should start a crime fighting team."
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"Elektra, if it was just disagreeing with the Bush administration I'd have no problem...it's the memos, the aide to the enemy, the disregaard for the safety of our troops, and the lies that are cuase for concern."
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


[Replying to (paraphrased) 'but Christianity IS a religion'] "Irish, are you actually a christian? No, you're not, so how in the hell do you have any idea what you're talking about?"
- Lindisfarne, POD Warrior Forum


*** Pot and Kettle Prize ***

"... saying u used to believe it and now you don't, that tells me that you never actually believed or understood a thing about what we're about, and you still don't. Kindly take you arrogant views and F*ck Off!"
- Lindisfarne, POD Warrior Forum


"Life isn't fair and it wasn't meant to be. Just suck it up (deal with the fact that your gay marriage isn't accepted, legally and/or socially - at this time) and move on..."
- donaldkilroy, Internet Infidels


"Interracial marriages involve a man and a woman, the legally and socially accepted version of 'marriages.' So based on that, no, you cannot compare the two as the issue is SAME SEX (at present, the legally and socially unaccepted version)..."
- donaldkilroy, Internet Infidels


"I mean really, if it was that acceptable then why don't we have more gays represented on television, radio, movies, etc.? Sure, we have 'Will & Grace,' but why not 'Jack & John' or 'The Days of our Gay Lives?' Hmmm...?"
- donaldkilroy, Internet Infidels


"i[t']s basically saying that to give gays the same benefits and status as heterosexual marriages is tantamount to giving something of what you earned to another who didn't rightfully earn it."
- donaldkilroy, Internet Infidels


"The bedrock of marriage has for the better part always been between a man and a woman, period! Now, if you'd care to prove otherwise then please feel free to do so. And try keeping it in the Eurocentric and American perspectives and not some tiny village in South America or something."
- donaldkilroy, Internet Infidels


[Replying to (paraphrased) 'Unnatural?! Here are some gay animals'] "At this time are those lesbian monkeys in China making a legal stand to have their marriage recognized so they can obtain tax and other benefits?"
- donaldkilroy, Internet Infidels


*** Post of the Week, December 21-27 ***

[Replying to 'Homosexuality does not hurt people'] "Tell that to the woman who comes home to find her husband in bed with another man."
- donaldkilroy, Internet Infidels


[After being made fun of] "Don't you think that actually addressing the merits of the discussion would be a far more effective method of argumentation than throwing every curve ball (i.e., logical fallacies) you can muster in some foolhardly, yet vain attempt to discredit that which you clearly cannot do with a valid rebuttal argument?"
- donaldkilroy, Internet Infidels


"This subject sucks. How the hell are you a christian yet believe that crap? besides eveloution is so over talked its sick... You are stupid for bringing this up again. Anyway, whats your damn problem? We were cave men? yea right! God brought all the animals to Adam and had him name them. You think a [censored] cave man could name every animal known to man? Oh and it happened over billions of years? yea that fits with the 6 days stated in the bible, that was probably a typo right? If you really are a christian I suggest you actually take some time to read the Bible."
- TAN, POD Warrior Forum


"I can tell you why you believe what you believe. You believe it because some[one] else told you, because you read it somewhere... I'd rather believe we were created than believe our entire civilisation and history is one big accident. You want to be an ape? Be an ape, I don't care, But I'd prefer not to be an ape if its all the same to you."
- Lindisfarne, POD Warrior Forum


"Can you not read or something?... DO you honestly think that after a complete education in science I have no idea what I talking about, that I know nothing? I know what Scientists believe, I also know its Bull Sh!t"
- Lindisfarne, POD Warrior Forum


"I'm new to the forums but i just wanted to say that there has NEVER been any proof to the theory of Evolution. A few years back they thought they had found the 'missing link' but it turns out it was a fake. With that said I believe that evolution is complete crap!!!!"
- tribal_fire777, POD Warrior Forum


*** Alternate Bizarro Universe Award ***

"Thousands upon thousands of scientists are creationists, so that sorta counterballances your few, doesn't it?"
- TribalSolJah, POD Warrior Forum


"I'm fairly confident that macro evolution... isn't possible. I mean, no matter how many times you breed a dog, it's not going to turn into a cat, is it? That's what this kind of theory of evolution is really saying... Personally, the idea of a God creating everything just perfectly in the space of a few days quite appeals to me."
- Crucified, POD Warrior Forum


"... to think that some intelligent bang happened and spawned a cell and that cell inluenced the nothingness around it to eventually get to a point where it was a complex being with intelligence living in a complex world that lives on system and balence not explosions... Give me a break!! That is more like a fairytale that scientist told their kids to get them to sleep rather than find the truth."
- RevLovejoy, POD Warrior Forum


[After cries of 'strawman!'] "I can see... that you no longer believe everything I say but that just proves the lack of security the theory creates, that was the accepted fact a while ago..."
- RevLovejoy, POD Warrior Forum


"And you sir are a pompus blustering ignoramus Who should look more at the original basis of evolution not the latest version to match your 'facts' Don't just blindly call names mate it doesn't back up your theory at all!"
- RevLovejoy, POD Warrior Forum


"Evolution is some mens best guess as to how this universe around them, which they are realising more and more how little they know about, was formed and how they fit into that equation and nothing more."
- RevLovejoy, POD Warrior Forum


"Cosmology comes from Evolution and so now they are neately seperated so that you do not have to face the tough question of where it all came from when you a talking about the origin of man."
- RevLovejoy, POD Warrior Forum


"... you would be surprised how many scientists are scrapping the evolutionist (Cosmologist) theory and looking for new answers... Your theory is not just blindly accepted as fact by everybody anymore!"
- RevLovejoy, POD Warrior Forum


"more and more it is seeming to be the Evolutionists... [are] just changing the theory again to match what they have found rather than just stopping..... and rather than letting the theory dictate the facts let the facts dictate the theory."
- RevLovejoy, POD Warrior Forum


"... I have definately read enough material from both views over the years, cause like you said if someone is challenging me I want to know enough to be able to understand where that person is from."
- RevLovejoy, POD Warrior Forum


"if I hear about something going on that has something to do with God or the creation of earth, or talking about space.(aliens) anyways...When i hear that i go to my Bible and if it doesnt say anything about that. I dont believe it."
- jesusfreak1600, POD Warrior Forum


"The Earth was made in 7 days. PLAIN AND SIMPLE! And just to let people know... carbon dating is crap. Lighting strikes create carbon14,which is used to date objects, so when lighting hits the ground or an object or the atomsphere, more is creatd, thus you cannot have an accurate representation of how old something is."
- Breaking_Borders, POD Warrior Forum


"Carbon dating is one of the ONLY ways of trying to prove evolution. I HIGHLY recommend looking up... Dr. Kent Hovind. He is an amazing man. He was WILD theories that make you think and I believe he has hit the nail on the head!"
- Breaking_Borders, POD Warrior Forum


"Just another note... If the God you believe has to take billions of years to 'create man in His own image' then your God is retarded."
- Breaking_Borders, POD Warrior Forum


"... I don't really know...I don't believe in dinasors, but some people have shown me verses in the Bible about them ::shrug:: "
- Suzuka, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


*** 'Too Much Tolkien' Award ***

"I believe Dinosaurs existed as an amalgamation of Satan. I dont believe Satan creates anything, but that dinosaurs were mutations of creatures God made. We see this kind of 'limited' evolution even today... I think God permitted dinosaurs to be wiped out after the flood because of what they had become. We have fossils, and you can't argue with that."
- Doc Lucio, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


"Wait, Doc, now you believe in evolution?? Anyway, I don't know if dinasors did/still do exsiste...there are some verses in the Bible that mention dragons that people say might be dinasors, but I really don't know...and some people say thta they are still around, but I guess I'm one of those people who have to see things like that... and dude, I don't think ['that dinosaurs were mutations of creatures God made'] because that would be like evolution..."
- Suzuka, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


"Evolution can't be denied, we can see it happening around us today. What we don't see happening is evolution on a scale that would in any way account for the existence of the universe."
- Taeryn, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


"Nessy? I think there are still dinosaurs around. You hear stories about large creatures in jungles and stuff, and some-odd years ago some fishermen caught a dead sea dinosaur of some type (or was that proven a fake?) [Yes, it has]. It's quite possible they are still around, since Noah probably took some onto the ark with him."
- Taeryn, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


"What about pirhanas? I dont think they were created with teeth like that just to tear into seaweed. Same goes for many creatures. I think Satan can mess with animals like he does with people who are demon-possessed. He makes them tear their clothes and foam at the mouth and drives them literally insane. I dunno how, but I think he did something with the genes of dinosaurs..."
- Doc Lucio, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


[Replying to (paraphrased) 'if dinos never existed, where did the fossil bones come from?'] "well, some come from pigs, monkeys, and other animals like whales, and some they don't even know...they just peice it together...'great art work, where's the evidence'?"
- Suzuka, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


"Fact: Reptiles never stop growing! Fact:before the flood Peaple lived to be over 900(so how big do you soppose Reptiles would get?)"
- bilbo baggins, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


[Replying to 'there is no evidence of a global flood'] "...B.S... How do you account for fossils of sea shells being found on MOUNTIANS?? Do they CLIMB or something? Hey, isn't the math easy? '0 +300 billion years = a rock'"
- Grace, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


"Are you a Christian? Because your statement about 65 million years ago, kind made me ask.."
- paperstars, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


"Um.. okay, yea, the age thing is a big thing, because the earth is not that old and scientist's can proove it. Um as for you being an atheist, you could have never been a Christian in the first place.. it just doesn't work that way like other religions.. you were just interested in it, or thought you were a Christian.. No offense.."
- paperstars, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


"To me God exists, so doesn't that mean he does? I don't know much about evolution, but isn't the whole idea so that we can make our own rules and deside what is 'right' and 'wrong' for our own selfs?"
- Grace, DenyYourself.com Discussion Board


"The implications are huge. Once we reach the speed of light time stops. Once we exceed the speed of light we travel backwards in time. Reminds me of the verse that says God is light. And God knows the beginning from the ending. How? He has already been there."
- cameron222, RaptureReady


"That [Relativity] is actually still just a theory. Its also one that I've never believed in. Yes, I know the story of how they had 2 exactly timed clocks, sent one into space and when it returned it was off by a fraction of a second. ANYTHING could have affected that clock in space tho.. from atmospheric effects to radiological ones. You will have a hard time ever convincing me that time is anything more than point:a to point:b"
- Dorko, RaptureReady


[Replying to 'I think that "just a theory" is known as Einstein's Theory of Relativity.'] "And I have never agreed with that theory, it just doesn't add up right in my mind."
- Dorko, RaptureReady


"Theory - 'Not derived from experience; speculative; to form opinions solely by speculation' According to Webster's dictionary. Meaning; Einstein's theory, however attractive on paper, has never been proven to be true. It is just that ; a theory. And that's not what I think it means, that's what Webster's says it is. It isn't truth, until it can be proven. It doesn't matter how many other 'theories' have been based on this in the past century it is still a 'theory'. It you based all of you thruth on centuries old theory, then you should believe in evolution too, which also cannot be proven."
- Gary, RaptureReady


*** Post of the Month ***

"This 'theory' of his [Einstein's Relativity] has absolutley nothing at all to do with physics of any type, modern or ancient, whatsoever. You cannot base ANY proven fact of physics on an UNPROVEN theory. It can't be done."
- Dorko, RaptureReady


"Please do not quote me out of context. I said the THEORY had nothing to do with physics. And you can whip out any old definition you want, but its still a fact that its a theory and nothing more. And by the way, I've never heard of gravity being called a theory. Everyone else I know of considers it to be proven true. Why, just the other day I fell down."
- Dorko, RaptureReady


"Are you telling me this 'brilliant' man [Einstein] thinks gravity is just a (part of his) theory? That would make him unqualified to date my daughter."
- Dorko, RaptureReady


[Replying to 'Theory in science means something different'] "What was it that Bill Clinton said during his deposition...?"
- Dorko, RaptureReady


"Cute, but it[Relativity i]s not confusing to me at all. I just happen to disagree with it."
- Dorko, RaptureReady


"How can you say this when it is impossible to 'observe' time slowing down in relation to acceleration as velocity approches C? There IS no 'observed evidence' to cooroborate Einstein's theory, just speculation and mathematical equations."
- Gary, RaptureReady


"Quantum Mechanics in itself is theoretical and unproven in most of it's suppositions. Modern physics, as you referred to before are based on Newtonian Physics. Even Einstein relied on Newtonian physics in his hypotheses. Any theory or hypothesis on the Quantum level is purely speculative."
- Gary, RaptureReady


"If science is not about proving theories or hypotheses, then why is so much money spent on research to try to prove these previously mentioned theories?? Millions of dollars are spent every year on particle accelerators and slowing down light and speeding up light etc."
- Gary, RaptureReady


[Replying to a professional cosmologist summarizing some practical applications of QM and Relativity, such as the accuracy of the Global Positioning System] "This thread is becoming a little too snippy for my liking. I may not be a phycisist but I fail to see what GPS has to do with light speed and time slowing down. I don't need some little %&^%*&^ asking where I've been for the past 100 years. Goodbye."
- Gary, RaptureReady


"rhain, how can you say it isn't? There has never been more signs, ever showing that we are in the last days. It is in the prophecies that we are being shown the last days. Do some research on it if you haven't. I am totally convinced we are in the last days, just by everything that is rapidly happening before our eyes."
- faith4ever, RaptureReady


"as for my beliefs, yeah, i'll keep on believing them. in regard to your statements, why would i abandon what i believe? there is so much evidence to it's validity....there's more evidence to the truth of the Bible than to the existence of adolf hitler, incidentally."
- SolomonKing, MatrixFans.net Forums


"Hallowe'en has, since it's inception by the druids in northern Europe, been a special holiday for human sacrifices to satan. It continues the same in our day. The sudden epidemic of harmful substances and objects being placed in the various Hallowe'en treats for 'trick or treaters' is no accident. It was carefully planned by satanist. The children injured and killed by thede treats are sacrifices to satan."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


[On the Da Vinci Code, a best-selling book that includes Jesus' fathering a child with Mary Magdalene] "I wasn't aware that everytime somebody used their imagination to write a novel, that we should all of a sudden take their fiction to be historical truth... with no evidence either explicit or implicit to back any of these wild unsupported hypotheses."
- Tarmac, POD Warrior Forum


"Plus you run into the problem Troylus touched on. Here you have a young Christain child growing up all their life thinking Santa is a real being, their parents said so; and then they finally figure out it is a sham, well the next logical step of course is applying that line of nikolodean thinking to the existence of God or the historical person of Jesus."
- Aaron71771, SomeplaceSomewhere


*** 'Your God Would be Proud' Prize ***

"Hey Zulu, dump a gallon of gas over your head; and light yourself on fire... I think you will find that after your death; this was good practice for your soul."
- Me LuV U LonG TimE, SomeplaceSomewhere


"Mormonism isn't a 'flavor' of Christianity. It's an occult."
- deadbrain, SomeplaceSomewhere


"It [talking with God] 'feels' just like you are talking to anyone else. Sometimes you don't 'feel' anything at all, you feel very alone. Sometimes you feel very close to God."
- Aaron71771, SomeplaceSomewhere


"This topic comes up over and over and over... Would it be possible to start a new forum; and name it accordingly? Something like 'God Haters R Us' or 'We Are All Going To Hell'? Maybe one of you elite could get IH [the administrator] to hook that up for ya!"
- Me LuV U LonG TimE, SomeplaceSomewhere


"The character of Gandalf is presented as a trustworthy, fatherly, heroic, warrior on the on the side of good...but when he fights "evil" wizards, he is using the same means they are - he is using magic that God calls 'abomination': [insert some Bible verses]... God says that all wizards are an abomination to Him...LOTR claims that some wizards are good. I'm going with God on this one."
- Jael, RaptureReady


"Can't say I know much about harry potter, but it would seem you could try the things in that story at home, spells and the like. Whereas lotr is clearly fantasy..."
- HeIsEnough, RaptureReady


"I am as much against HP as I am LoTR. Both have magic, both have elves and fairies and all that jazz. We aren't to have anything to do with demonology (Which faeries and elves fall under) nor are we to have anything to do with Sorcery (Gandalf ring a bell? he's a warlock)."
- antsinmypants, RaptureReady


"... she [the author of Harry Potter] is a high preistess in wicca, which is witchcraft. All of her spells in the books are accurate. Because of her books, many many children, teens and adults have become Wiccan or NeoPagans. You do the math"
- antsinmypants, RaptureReady


"You say 'good' triumphs in the end? What you call good, God calls abomination...there are no good wizards, according to God... Gandalf & Co. unabashedly practice witchcraft and this is presented as a GOOD thing...how can I take pleasure in that?"
- Jael, RaptureReady


"Star Wars is somewhere between Judaism and New Age Buddist/Taoist teachings when it comes to the force. As of right now, I haven't seen anything wrong with it as it doesn't promote it as a religion. Flintstones? Gimme a break... The smurfs-- Yes. It has a warlock. Xmen, No... these are people who have genetic mutations. Clear difference from magick."
- antsinmypants, RaptureReady


*** Tinfoil Hat Prize *** 

"No But LoTR glorifies the warlocks, the elves and faeries. Those are what the people of the glenns and highlands used to worship before they were brough to Messiah. Believe it or not, people STILL worship Faeries, elves and such. It's a very central part of Pagansim, Wicca and Druidism. The central theme that I find throughout LoTR is that Druidism and Wicca are OK."
- antsinmypants, RaptureReady


"Fiction isn't bad, so long as fiction does not center around TRUE pagan beliefs as witchcraft and elves, faeries and warlocks/witches. Those are true things-- elves and faeries-- they're manifestations of demons."
- antsinmypants, RaptureReady


"I agree with HeIsEnough. LOTR is pure fantasy taking place on a fantastical world with unreal characters. While Gandalf is cool, he is also not the main character or hero. HP [Harry Potter] is a kid, a real kid from a real world taken away to become a witch/warlock and made a child hero because of his abilities in the craft. He then has adventure after adventure. What kid wouldn't want to be HP???"
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"From someone who has been witnessing with pagans, This is one of those very problematic areas. It DOES glorify magick and the faeries and elves which, as I said before- are manifestations that demons like to take. "
- antsinmypants, RaptureReady


"Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and 'Snow white' were all three REAL historical people whose lives were embellished. No witches involved, just benevolent G-dmothers."
- antsinmypants, RaptureReady


"And Yes, there are 'elves'-- they're demons. Guess you've not had much contact with pagans lately."
- antsinmypants, RaptureReady


"THERE ARE NO ELVES! Elves are fairy tale creatures of stories. They are no more real than Medussa or Jabba the Hutt!... People get locked up in padded rooms for things like that."
- Rom831, RaptureReady

[Note: to fully understand the irony of the above post considering the author's own beliefs, refer back to February's edition and do a search for "storehouses of snow".]


"Having done one on one witnessing with people who have had contact with demons, who do manifest as such things as faeries and elves.. I can tell you differently."
- antsinmypants, RaptureReady


"As adult Christians, LOTR, HP etc will have little affect on us, but to little kids its TERRIBLE. Satan has desensitized our culture. He has made it so we allow our children to read HP books. Satan loves to get us doubting Gods infallible Word. Satan loves to get us adults thinking these movies are ok, so we let our children watch it... Can you imagine what Jesus would have said to one of the apostles if they had said, 'Hey Jesus, you should go watch this magician at the Jerusalem 8 Cinema, and bring along some children, this guy is a good magician. He wears a white robe'."
- r8ermang, RaptureReady


"Neither of you have a problem with the title of the new movie? Lord of the Rings, Return of the King."
- r8ermang, RaptureReady


*** 'Reality Mimics Parody' Award ***

"Just asking. Im a fundamentalist, It makes me sick that there is a movie that says Return of the King and Jesus isnt the main topic."
- r8ermang, RaptureReady


"The hoops I jump through now defending orthodox xianity is nothing compared to the hoops that many will be jumping through when they cry, 'But when were you hungry and needed food; and thirsty and needed drink; and sick and in prison and needed visitation?'"
- CJD, Internet Infidels


"hello........uh.....im new 

1. where did all the matter in the universe come from? 
2. how did life originate? 
3. why do creationists say that evolution viloates 4 known laws (1rst and 2nd law of thermodynamics, law of cause and effect, and law of biogenesis)? 
4. also why do creationsist say that evolution doesnt qualify to be a theory? and that special creation however does...?... 
7.how come we see that there is evidence for a global flood if iy aint true? 
8. why are you blind to the Truth by your rebellious sin nature and hardend hearts? 
9. why say that stuff coming from creationists websites is junk, and push peer reviwed articles, when you quote talkorigins? "
- JesusChristRep, BlizzForums


*** Post of the Week, December 28 thru January 3 ***

"If you can quote one Biblical passage that proves God doesn't exist, or Jesus didn't come from God or that the moral standard didn't come from God then I will start to think about what you are saying."
- beetlequeendiva, ChristianForums


"There's no rational foundation for any natural phenomena apart from a supernatural first cause."
- A. believer, ChristianForums


"As I said recently somewhere, probably in this thread, without any scientific knowledge, the evidence for God is apparent in the creation. With scientific knowledge, the evidence only gets more overwhelming, despite what the naturalists would have us believe."
- A. believer, ChristianForums


"How bout some news articles? EVOLUTION PROVEN TRUE and communism works. Evolution True is an oxymoron."
- TruthTraveler, ChristianForums


"Thats your evidence? the so called 'Un-biased news'..........I got the coolest newspaper right here in front of me, its over 4,000 years old, and even tells what will happen tommorrow...good