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Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
December 2002 Edition
"I do not trust Democrats. They engage in voter fraud, rip down
yard signs, vandalize cars that have critical bumber stickers and lie all
the time in order to institute their long-term goals of creating a
socialist pagan nation." "Here you show one difference in Liberal vs. Realistic thinking.
Any intentional abuse of a child is TOTALLY the "offshoot" of
mean-spirited, unreligious and bigoted parent(s)." "And yes, Pokemon is very evil. Nearly destroyed my life way back
when it was 'cool.'" "pokemon=pocket monter . I don't see good morals in it, so I don't
even let my child watch it." [On Charles Darwin's supposed deathbed conversion recounted by Lady
Hope] "I would rather image that Darwin was a nice guy. Maybe
because he did not yell and scream and throw a fit and throw the Christian
women out, she took this as evidence of his conversion." "I don't think it [hell] is in the center of the Earth but
it is odd how geologists say that the middle of the eart is molton rock
with other minerals such as sulfer or "Brimestone" when at the
time the Bible was written they did not know that." "it's interesting to note that ALL stars, no matter where they are
in relation to the earth, show red shift, indicating they are moving away
from the earth. does this mean the earth really IS the center of the
universe?" "I would suggest, a) The Universe and b) The Resurrection of
Jesus. There is no better explanation than the fact that "God Did
It"!" *** Post of the Week for December 29-January 4, 2002 *** "Lastly, God simply made man in His image, and He has a beard. I'm
not sure what a beard signifies, but I cannot think of any evolutionary
explanation for why human females would find men with beards to be more
attractive" "Jesus is waving his hands in front of your face and you still
can't see him. God dosen't call down fire like he did in the OT...he sent
Jesus.....And that isn't enough for you?" "If no evolutionary pathway can be envisioned this should be a
point for creationism. Sure, evolutionists may come up with a plausible
scenario -- they're good at that -- but as it stands this is a decent
argument against and should be tallied for the creationists." "i think bigfoot & the yeti are just undiscovered gorillas. "We don't allow anything having to do with Harry Potter at our
house. "Harry Potter is just re-packaged new age witchcraft. Christians
in general need to open their eyes to world around them and see what
really is going on behind the agenda's of Harry Potter. It's all rather
sinster like Halloween. Sure you get candy but what are we celebrating is
the issue! Let's make a stand---Harry Potter is just candy coated
witchcraft, that if not kept in check by the Christian moral majority, can
and has run amok when good Christians say nothing." "I know kids that have been influenced by Harry Potter. They have
joined cults out of the ideas they got from HP. They have witnessed
demonic things, after reading the books. "There are also those who have no faith in God, who might, who
could be influenced to swing the other way into the appealing lifestyle of
a warlock, or a witch like on 'Charmed'." "Bad news: now my mom says J.R Tolkien's LOTR is demonic! Huh?
He's a Christian for crying out loud! But my mom says that the stuff she
saw in the preview are demonic. I have to admit, Nigerians are very
superstitious. I agree HP is demonic but LOTR? NO! B4 you know it, she'll
start saying Chronicles of Narnia by C.S Lewis is demonic." "Bigfoot was to evolutionist as the Loch ness is to creationist.
For years many evolutionist thought of bigfoot as the missing link that
was seal off from all other humans keeping it from evolving. And for years
the Lochness monster was considered to be the final proof that dinosuars
and humans lived together. But now many evolutionists will have to give up
on bigfoot, while creationists still have a chance with the
lochness." "I guess I don't understand why you (collectively) find it so easy
to believe that aliens suck people out of their homes aboard flying
saucers for weird experiments yet cannot believe that God created the
earth in six days." "Catholics are not Christians but at best
Christians-in-becoming and once they become Christians they will no longer
be Catholic because the religion itself will be like satan to them
("get thee behind me satan")." "So God killed 42 kids, how many has Mao
killed?" "Fact is homosexuals are sick and twisted, child
molesting perverts. There is no gene which causes the affliction of
homosexuality and since this article was posted almost four years ago the
fact still remains, HOMOSEXUALS ARE PIGS. A scourge upon the face of the
earth. An ABOMINATION in the eyes of God, man and nature. "Fags are still sick and twisted child molesting,
disease ridden perverts. *** Post of the Week for December 22-28, 2002 *** [Replying to 'what if you contracted HIV from a
needle?'] "I do not get sick timmie and all the hypotheses you
conjure up will not change this fact. "Besides, the fags have taken "I think making love should be saved for marriage and
only to make children. Inbetween our children, we have tried very hard to
abstain. It's been nearly 9 months since our 4th son Malachi was born. Sex
is for animals, love making for children in marriage." "But give up the thought of convincing evolutionists
of their errors. The Bible says that those who deny the obvious evidence
that God has provided in creation are fools without an excuse. He said
also that because of the hardness of their heart, God gave them over to
delusion and to think in depraved thinking patterns. (See Romans chapter
1). In light of this, it is silly to even attempt to demonstrate truth to
such people." "Why don't you prove that God did not create the
universe. Then you could collect the $250,000 [Hovind]
reward." "If you were to present Charles Darwin with the
discoveries we have made involving the increased complexity of his
original theory, he would even realize his mistake. The man was having a
spiritual crisis at the time. Some of his ideas were right, I will admit,
but he was really grasping for some new concepts to help himself out. He's
not the one who came out and said that we all evolved from monkeys. He's
just a poster boy for evolutionists." "of course he is worthy of worship. he is the Mighty
One, the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords, he's the wonderful one. if ne
thing, u should just worship him out of pure fear of his wrath." "To the contrary, the Bible DOES speak of them. It
does not call them “dinosaurs” because the word “dinosaur” was
made up over 200 years after the Bible was written." "You are right, Catholics say that they don't believe
that they are worshipping Mary, but the fact is, they are. It just takes a
non Catholic to be able to see it, because non Catholics don't wear
Catholic colored glasses." "Here come the deluge of responses saying "It's
not worship! We're just honoring Mary". "You worship her. You just call it veneration, homage
and respect. "The whole "praying to Mary is just like asking
for another person to pray for you" is a deception that is dumped
upon you by your church. I know it's hard to accept if you grew up in it,
but you have to examine who is teaching you and examine what they are
teaching." "Praying to someone who is dead is necromancy.
Necromancy is divination. The bible says that folks who do that have
familiar spirits. Interesting, huh?" *** Post of the Month for December 2002 *** "I gotta tell you that if you write a book claiming
all the things the B[ook of ]M[ormon] claims and none of the
claims outside the church founded by the author of the BM can be
substantiated, the validity of the document is very suspect. This is down
right fiction. Only a charlatan, liar, fraud, maniac or demon would write
a book claim it to be a revelation of G-d and not be able to prove
anything in the book." "Joseph Smith prophesied that the [Church of]L[atter]D[ay]S[aints]
would build a temple in Independence, MO, within one generation. Early
Mormon apostles and prophets understood and taught that this would occur
within the lifetime of those living when the prophecy was made. The temple
has still not been built. Some LDS now claim that "generation"
was a figurative term." "I am the principal of a Christian School. A child in
our second grade asked her teacher about "Santa". The teacher
told her that "Santa" was a fairy tale not to be confused with
Jesus who was not. "The only thing that proves is there are many
Biblical teachings about Jesus that satan has mimicked via "santa
claus". "(dont be fooled by your preconcieved notion of what
a unicorn is) "And how is it that you know a rhino isnt a
dinosaur?" "Ok Leon, I don't get it. A defendant is innocent
until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. So God exists until
He is proven not to exist. Making Sense....... You just contradicted
yourself with your own example. Poorly put." "Scripture is my ultimate criterion because it is the
Word of God. How do I know that it’s the Word of God? Because the Bible
says so. I’m well aware that this is a circular argument. I am appealing
to Scripture to argue for its own authority." [On miracles from other religions] "The
Scriptures are clear that Satan and his demons are real, and that they are
deceivers. They have the power to manipulate men and the elements in order
to cause miracles and religious experiences for people of other faiths,
all for the purpose of taking glory away from the Lord God." "Well proving the existence of Hell will always be
impossible, but i guess my thought path goes something like: "Maybe eternity is the instant before we really die.
From the viewpoint of our own cognitive awareness this isnt too hard to
believe. Since time and space are one and the same then maybe the eternity
we endure before we really die is experienced as an endless expanse of
space. But what are we? Fundamentally speaking, we are mass and since mass
is energy then it is well possible that Hell can fit a lot of people and
be able to continually burn them. "In the Bible is an account of the creation of
the universe, the significant portion of which could not have been
recorded without God Himself relaying the information to the initial
recorder." *** Post of the Week for December 15-21, 2002 *** "Of course I know people have different religious and
spiritual beliefs. Isn't that what I was talking about? But now you are
getting into absolute truth. Just cause you believe something doesn't make
it true. You have no basis for your beliefs, they are just what you
believe. I have God on my side." "Christian, do you believe it is harmful for
Christian parents to play the game of "Santa Claus" with their
children? Of whom I so fervently refer to as SATAN CLAWS." "Santa Claus is a child's nightmare that has been agrivated by the
rapid demonic threshhold we all call Xmas! "Jesus didn't condemn slavery on the basis that it
was considered normal by Jews and allowed by God. In fact, slavery wasn't
even condemned by slaves. They were fed, clothed, given a bed and released
after 7 years. Only in todays society is slavery seen as being
wrong." "I know that I was asked to remove my signature which
said 'DARWINS MOTHER WAS AN ASS' by the moderators which kinda pissed me
off, but it's not mysite so I did what I was asked." "See, it is a well known fact that fags can't
reproduce without molesting and corrupting innocent little boys (girls in
the lesbians case) and left to their own devices they will kill themselves
off with their promiscuity and filthy sex habits within a very short
period of time. "Is Legosexuality a Sin? "Just because it may also be "enjoyable"
does not mean that a husband and wife are allowed to have sex with the use
of contraceptives just for the "enjoyment" of it, as they are
not allowing procreation to occur, so it is a sin. "The constitution was intended to protect religion
from Government. It is plan to see that the court system is not standing
behind the constitution, because they are not protecting the rights of
Christians in the school system." "They [the Supreme Court] stay as far away as
they can from the congress and the senete, when they make stupid decisions
like that. It is time to put this check and balance thing to work and get
the legislative brance to get the judical branch back under control. "I use to live in the Milwaukee area a few years
back, and witnessed homo-sexuals walking and other things in public, and
on the streets in broad daylight. [On the origin of the universe] "No one
(mankind) knows what happened. The only documentation we have is the
Bible." "I'll say one thing for the guy [Joseph Smith].
He had a heck of a vivid imagination. Not accurate, truthful or
consistent, but vivid non-the-less. "if evolution were true then where did the bible come
from?" "Atheism is just made up. Its not real." "im sorry for saying this...no im not. but being gay
is just sick and nasty. uggghhggg." "Whether or not homosexuals can experience 'true
love'... I don't know. How do you know that? I tried to look up some Bible
passages on love but I couldn't find anything. So much for that." "LaVey is bullshit. i used to be far from what i am
now....and i bought both the satanic bible and the satanic rituals (which
i gladly threw away about 6 months ago..) and that is all garbage...he is
telling people...gullible people....his own vision of this..and its
crap....who ever follows that book is being played for a fukin dummie....i
feel for those who give in to that nonsense.." "Against my sanity, I'll respond. "This is exactly why, no matter how hard the U.S
tries to control terrorism, no matter how hard they try to gain oil and
take control, they will miserably fail (and they will spend a lot of money
on it, just like what’s happening now, and there money shall be spent in
vain). The Bible is the truth. It’s very consistent with what’s
happening right now, and if we don’t repent, something really bad is
going to happen to the U.S (whether they like it or not)." "The information in the Bible came from GOD (that’s
why it’s so accurate). Are you calling GOD a moron? GOD says that if the
people repent, he will spare the world of all the horrors he said he would
put upon it. It’s people like you that are causing all the problems in
the world. Too many people refuse to repent, and you’re going to learn
the hard way that everything in the Bible is true." "I forgot the verse, but the Bible does mention that
people will try to prove evolution. They’re trying very hard, may I add.
They would lie, spend a lot of money, mix up bones, put together fake
parts to say they evolved, etc..." "For many years they have been doing this, and for
many years Christians have been pointing out the mistakes the scoffers
make (of course they cover it up). Each time the scoffers would simply try
harder to make a skull that can convince people. Now with all the genetic
engineering we have, we can finally prove evolution? I doubt it, I think
those skulls that are trying to prove evolution are made in a laboratory.
Look how new they look, if they were about 2.4 million years old, wouldn’t
they have decomposed by now (or at least look a little older than they
look?)." "I'm sorry, but most people are brain washed by these
lies because most people lack common sense (and are way too gullible). We
are lied to about everything. Open your eyes and see the light. Look at
the evidence." "I recently seen on the news that if you donate your
money to telemarketers, who claim that money is going to the needy, only
about six percent (if your lucky) of the money that you donate actually
goes to the needy (the rest of it goes to rich people who don’t deserve
it)." "Enjoy your cognitive dissonance, and don't forget to
request to be buried in an asbestos suit." "I'd say the earth is in pretty good shape for a
billion year-old planet. When you consider the damage that meteors,
natural disasters, etc. would have caused the planet over billions of
years, it's reasonable to conclude that the earth is probably much younger
than that." [Trying to explain transitional fossils] "My
science teacher told me that if you cross breed one animal with another
animal like a dog with a cat you would get something inbetween but it
would be sterol." "I think if fags don't believe in God then religion
should have no influence on them. However, it is misunderstood people such
as paul3 and yourself who try and deceive homosexuals in thinking it's
okay to believe in God and be gay. It is people such as paul3 and yourself
who have tried to justify this abomination as a "normal"
practice when according to about 95% of the worlds population it is wrong
according to their religious texts." "Sex is for the purpose of procreating. You say what
is wrong with pleasure. Tell me this, what is wrong with fucking an
animal, having sex with little 5 year old girls etc? I'll tell you why,
IT'S NOT NATURAL!!!" "The point is that the constitution was written to
protect religious freedom. The modern supreme court has turned the
constitution into toilet paper and they do not protect the freedom they
were put there to protect. The only thing they protect is their pride and
ego. "i don't believe there is ever a reason to have an
abortion. i don't care if it's rape, incest, mother's life on the line,
baby's gonna die anyways...God never gave anyone the right to choose who
should live or not. even in the case of rape or incest, God has a plan for
that baby. "Its a form of murder,Satan just tries to make it
look good w/ Roe v Wade bunk like: "If the [ectopic] pregnancy is endangering the
life of the mother than don't you think God can work a miracle if given
the chance? Since when is it ok for us decide that "my" life is
more important than another's life?" "If the babys life endanger's the Women's life thats
too bad,but that dosen't mean that the Baby has to die!" "I am not a woman... so they will most likely not
respect my statement. However, they do not hold the scales of life either,
and can not act as if they do. [Replying to 'Ectopic pregnancies do not survive, ever.
The only thing they can do is kill the mother.'] "And dead people
do not rise. I do not hold the scales of life in my hands lovedone.
However, neither do you. If anyone is in that situation, and they simply
ignore the ability for God to do the impossible, then they are not
themselves really living. Ask the Healer... do what He says." [Replying to 'ending an ectopic pregnancy is not
immoral'] "I wouldn't agree with that either. I would say it goes
under the exception cause and must be delt with on a case by case
basis." "I know exactly what it [an entopic pregnancy]
entails, as I know exactly what terminal cancer intails. Do miricles
happen? Yes. Do they happen all the time? No. Thus a case by case
basis." "How do you know that your disbelief in God is not
being caused by a demonic spirit who is psychologically disturbing your
rational judgment leading you away from God? Alternatively how do you know
that your disbelief in God does not stem from some deep seated
subconscious emotional problem which is affecting your rational judgement
on the issue without you realising it?" "No, more like a J[ehovah's]W[itness]
false teaching that hell is where you are instantly burned up, destroyed
and forgotten. No eternal suffering to it. But these people who mock God's
Word will learn the horrible truth too late." "Left-handed people ARE sinners! "Why should we worry about nuking some heathen
MOOSLIMS? "Anybody who is attracted to the same sex is a
homosexual regardless of age! "Jesus said YOU are not to judge. HEATHENS are in NO
place to judge True Christians! "Yes, women are for sex only... "As I said, I don't go to gay bars, and the
particular incident I described occured in a normal bar. I understand why
you would be flattered--you're a woman, and women are attention whores.
That's a scientifically proven fact." "But, if the United States is all they want then I
say great, move all straight decent humans to whatever continent they
would like (especially the children), move all the fags of every nation
here and let them alone for the next 30-40 years. "And you still dont seem to understand that I do not
accept YOUR opinion that humans are primates. Instead I accept God's
opinion that humans, although created by the same creator hence the
similarities, are God's special creation and seperate from primates." "James 3:15 This wisdom does not descend from above,
but is earthly, sensual, demonic. "That is why God has given us a bible! "I only had time to watch the first 15-20 minutes,
but there is no doubt that music has an awful effect on our youth.
Especially instructive is the statement made the ex-KGB agent, when asked
about overthrowing "free" countries and making them into
"communist" countries. The first step - DEMORALIZE the people.
Does music accomplish this? Absolutely." "Who are they to think their opinions...could
persuade our government to change its mind.....Majority
rules!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I know that these things I say aren't normally taken
seriously anymore. This is because Satan has been brainwashing the people
of this planet for far too long." [Again on Old Testament atrocities] "Yet, let
us look at the logical, and smart, reason for the killing of these women
and children. "It seems that after the flood, some of the ocean
floors were supernaturally uplifted to form the continents as others sank
to form large ocean alleys to catch the waters." "Years ago, back when I was in middle school, I saw
an angel, and a few years ago when I was in high school I saw a demon.
This past summer, I had looked at a bunch of pornography on the computer
while my family was away in Washington, DC, and when I was
"done" I could hear footsteps walking all around the house; and
I was home alone. I invited a friend over the next night to see if he had
the same "experience" and he heard it also. We prayed throughout
the whole house, and what not, and we've not heard any of this
since." "But simply reproducing lowers that originsm's chance
of survival by increasing competition. So natural selection would favor
those things that did not reproduce and therefore did not create
competition for survival." "Count the # times "God" appears in the
Bible. It was written by the only perfect being ever and peer reviewed for
a few thousand years." "No, anyone who was indoctrinated into evolution and
chose to remain willingly ignorant to satisfy their itching ears would not
see that these are not mistakes." "learning to survive requires intelligence. A person
who is a "vegetable" doesn't possess inteligence. They do not
posses the ability to survive. A respiratior can make them breathe, they
can be fed by an IV. but they no longer posses the intelligence to
survive. So left alone, they'd die. Same with that immaginary first
lifeform." "The proliferation of cafeteria
"Christians" like you, Karl and David is powerful empirical
evidence that we are surely living in the Last Days. "Oh, and I have a hypothesis about the fire breathing
dragons (assuming they existed). Somebody (somewhere around the 1960’s I
think) came up with a car that runs on water. The oil companies paid this
person money so that he wouldn’t sell these cars (and I think they also
tried to kill him to prevent him from selling these cars). Basically, how
this car works is it separates the hydrogen from the oxygen, burns the
hydrogen and uses the oxygen (because fire needs oxygen to burn). This is
not only much faster (and more powerful) than regular gas cars, but it’s
also much more fuel - efficient. Right now there are companies that have
torches that use water as fuel. These torches are much hotter and much
more fuel – efficient than gas torches. It’s possible that dragons
took water, separated the hydrogen from the oxygen, burned the hydrogen
and used the oxygen (because fire needs oxygen to burn)." "You mean how science use to teach flat earth while
the Bible taught a round one?" "A simple reason why faggot marriages should be legal "We don't want to be a bah humbug and want our
children to experience as much joy as possible at Christmas. But their is
a hidden danger in what appears on the surface as an innocent tale. Santa,
turn a few letters around and you get Satan." "He laughs at the anti-Hovind websites...they
actually give him more opportunity to give the gospel...Thanks for helping
Kent get the message out." "Demonic wave attack on the Saints.This is not a
drill!! *** Post of the Week for December 8-14, 2002 *** "Satan has the "power of the air" right
now. He messes with TV, radio, phone signals all the time. Most of the
time he fails because God has His boot on his back. He has a short leash. [On Old Testament atrocities] "Your also
forgetting that Jews didn't just kill women and children for no reason.
When there was war in those days, and towns were attacked, they killed
everything, unless it was of some value (such as women and cattle). Don't
think these things were not done only by Jews, that was war back then. "ScientificAtheist... are you a Christian...[?]" "Give us a four page lecture on it, if you will.
We're waiting with baited breath Einstein. Cosmic microwave background
radiation? Just because you burnt your popcorn in the microwave, doesn't
mean you witnessed the Big-Bang my friend." "Besides the historical inaccuracies of the Book of
Morman, which the Bible does not have, the Bible warns against things like
the LDS." "Humanoid isn't really a scientific word. It's purly
out of the pages of star trek scripts." "I wouldn't equate the liberals with the poor and the
sick, unless you're referring to a liberal's spiritual health." "See, here you go again. Equating politics with
religion. You'd make a good pope." "I have no idea what point you are trying to make
here, except that you might be making a cry for attention and help. It
seems you might be in need of a psychoanalysis. I recommend seeing a
psychiatrist." "a warning to everyone trying to dethrone Yahweh: if
you do not re-assess what you're doing and repent of the actions
accompanied with it, you shall recieve Hell for eternity. It's up to you,
you're liable for what you now know." "I think that given long enough, these scientists may
discover that we are related to watermelons." "What fools. "And by the way, everyone who keeps posting these
"I'm giving up on my faith and religion" and "I'm starting
to dislike Christianity" "atheists shouldnt really celebrate christmas should
they? Atheists HATE Christ, right? So christmas shouldnt really be
celebrated by them.. "The Council of Nicaea deserves more respect than
being ridiculed in such a manner. I do not often see Christians ridiculing
politicians and other prominent figures so inappropriately" "You are just in denial. "Someone made up the conjecture that all living
creatures today came from the same single living organism. To this day
there is no observation of this, but because people want so badly to
believe it they will force anything they can to fit the preconceived
conjecture." "human-- one possessing in high degree the qualities
considered distinctive of a man" "All things are evidence [of God's existence].
Yes AIDS is evidence. AIDS would not be without God creating a world where
it could exist. "The word witchcraft used here in the origional
language is: pharmakeia, far-mak-i'-ah; from Greek 5332 (pharmakeus);
medication ("pharmacy"), i.e. (by extension) magic (literal or
figurative) :- sorcery, witchcraft.Rev. 9:21 Neither repented they of
their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of
their thefts. "I understand my post was a long one, and I am sure
you just skimmed though it. So I will go over the part about witchcraft
again. The Greek word: pharmakeia is the same word we use today for
pharmacy. There are three scriptures in the Bible, that use this word. All
three have to do with sorcery and witchcraft." "monty python, the epitome of unholyness and
unsanctification. If you guys only know that you testify against
yourselves and establish what I am saying as true." [On a webpage explaining that Santa Claus is based on
St. Nicholas] "would you trust the offical version of world
history accrding to hitelrs nazi germany? "If you truly had the Holy Spirit, then you would
still be a Christian. Otherwise you can't say you had Him, seeing as you
deny His existance..." "what if she was raped? some people say. if a girl
got pregnant after she had been raped abortion is still wrong. because God
had a hand in it. not that he wanted that girl to be raped, no, because no
life is concieved without God's consent and many times God uses bad
situations to make something really good happen. if you're pregnant as a
result of rape God will take care of you and your baby just trust
him." [To a person whose father committed adultery]
"I do want to say this: Not to hound your mom, but that is one of the
reasons why wives should not work... Cause they are suppossed to help out
the husband and keep him adequate. Plus they will be attacked by
"wolves" (horney men)" "did I say it was the moms fault?? no. I was simply
adding something could help better the issue. What I said does infact
happen for often then not." "Seriously man, you can't even handle the truth about
the faked Apollo missions, what makes you think you could accept the truth
about how the earth was formed?" "I believe you are the one making false claims
(should I be suprised?). Where have I said anything about imaginary little
people? Nowhere have I mentioned that. I suppose you imagined it, like you
imagine the Apollo missions landed on the moon "'True science is the science that agrees with
God,and if it goes against the Bible it is wrong' ok that is juss my
idea" "i believe in the big bang God spoke n it happened
tats my idea on evolution lol + how could there b even an atom when there
wusn't nuttin?" "THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT WE ARE HERE WITHOUT A
CREATOR!!! NONE!! NADA!! "You keep telling me about this person somewhere who
has never heard about Jesus [going to hell]. Your so worried about
this person. But your here right now, and you are hearing about Jesus.
What are you going to do about it?" "Wrong. YOU may be related to an ape, but I am not. I
am a human, specially created by God with a soul, created for His purpose
with life breathed into me by Him. If you want to think of yourself as a
pathetic ape, go ahead. And when your children act like animals, do not
disciplin them because it is what YOU told them they are. They only are
following YOUR instructions." [On evolution] "All you have is fairy
tales." *** Honorable Mention (from a website, not a forum) *** "There is nothing so vile and abominable in the eyes
of Heaven as the abortionist and the homosexual; the first because he
destroys the Divine spark of human life, the second because he perverts
it." "Heterosexual pedophiles are few and far between, but ALL HOMOSEXUALS ARE PEDOOPHILES! The people you mentioned [pedophile priests]
certainly committed misdeeds; but the punishment designated for
HOMOSEXUALS, BY GOD, is EXTERMINATION. "Some [Catholics] are struggling with these
issues, and there are a lot of lurkers here that may be coming here and
reading both your argument and the Catholic argument and turning to the
truth rather than the teachings they have been led to believe." "I'm still new in the apologetics area concerning the
Catholic Church. Do they really believe these things? "Sid, did you know that they've 'kissed and made up'? "Christianity is not a religion, it simply is TRUTH.
The truth is never wrong." "Getting any kind of Biblical advice from N.A.T [an
atheist] is like asking Ray Charles to tell you about the mona lisa.
It's like asking a deaf person to describe one of Beethoven's
symphonies." "You said "evolution is not only possible but
certainly occured, chances are, they know what they're talking
about." Chances ?!?! So you're taking a "chance" with
scientists instead of a God who "claimed" He created the earth
?? "Science claims evolution, but cannot prove it.
Creation has a written record of Noah. Science claims the Big Bang but
cannot prove it. Creation has a written record of what was observed by the
creator. Science claims when you die you die, but cannot prove it.
Creation again has a written record. You may not believe that written
record, but that is by YOUR decision. Do you accept George Washington?
Napoleon? Chaucer? Voltaire? Shakespeare? Why? All you have is written
records of them..." "I have never claimed God was proveable. But neither
is evolution. If it is, grab yourself a monkey and evolve me a man." "I'll never claim to be an expert when it comes to
religious comedy (LDS), but do they [Mormons] really and honestly
believe that Native Americans came from Israel? Was that written on the
Golden Hubcap or was that added later at one of the drunken orgies?" "God can not be proven to exist. I am going to
concede this point right from the get go. God also can not be disproved to
exist. I am not sure if the atheists within earshot are going to concede
this as well or not, if not I would appreciate if they would prove me
wrong. "So, space/time ceases to exist and then there is
nothing left. This nothing spontaneously combusts [for no apparent reason
because nothing exists] and you don't believe in god? "In a spirit of what they would think of as
"free-thinking" and the best new idea, they are merely repeating
the same words and echoing the same sentiments as generations upon
generations right back to Old Scratch himself, Lucifer. "Free
thinking", my ass." "This is really a question for those who dont believe
in God. Where do you think this world is heading. Are we humans going to
evolve into humanoids. What ever that is." "The Greek and Egyptian gods were amoral meaning they
didn't care what they did or who they hurt. I mean alot of them did pretty
nasty stuff to their so called "beloved" people. I don't really
see much of that amorality in my God. So err yeah big diference!" [Replying to 'but humans ARE primates!'] Not
according to our creator. Only to your scientists who deny Him." [On hardware
evolution] "So? That's not evolution, is a process of
testing, evaluating what was tested, throwing out what you determine isnt
the best, and tweaking what is left." [Replying to 'what's the difference between gnostic and
neo-gnostic?'] "The most significant difference is the spelling.
In theory though both are equally miserable burning in eternity and both
are in the smoking section. Maybe one merits an window seat...." "However I believe sickness shouldn't have any hold
over us as Christians, Bible says if we lay hands on the sick, they'll
recover." [Replying to 'can people be blinded by faith?']
"By religions, yes, by Christianity, no. Being a Christian is a
personal relationship with God. Before people get saved they are blind to
the truth. But, once they get saved, they are no longer blind to the
truth." "I was reading that dogs evolved from wolves around
12,000 years ago, what I want to know is how a purebred wolf evolves into
a Chihuahua, for one that doesn't seem like a long enough time, and two,
how did the gene structure just change? "But I would not be so sure that a lot of forms of
sickness is not demonic. "I like the analogy of myself to a hurricane." "I had no idea degrees in logic, reasoning etc. were
being called degrees in "math" here in the States." "Nothing carries weight with you if it disagrees with
you, that's clear. That mind is about as flexible as titanium." "No, I don't care what you do for yourself. You made
your decision based on the machinations of a person whose ability to think
logically is impaired. You have essentially let a blind man drive you
around town." "As I have already said, I have gone as far as
defending you from charges of arrogance brought by others. I have
explained to them that you are not aware of what you are doing and that
they should cut you some slack, as we say here in the States.
Unfortunately many people find that hard to do, and their only recourse is
to fight fire with fire, or withdraw. You may consider that the reason
many quit debating you is not because you have actually won the debate,
but because they could not bear up under your (unintentionally) insulting
demeanor." "I imagine the Pharisees thought Jesus was
self-righteous, condescending, etc as well, as did Paul's Judaizing
opponents, and Elijah's opponents who served Baal." "is it true that satan founded the roman catholic
church?" "Sure, REAL Christianity would be destroyed [if
evolution was established]. False Christianity might continue. I'm
sure the JW's and Mormons would go on. They could just join one of
those." "Catholic teaching is miles apart from truth, that's
what makes it so dangerous." "I think one misconception is that those who find
truth and stop searching are therefore closeminded. Who would find truth
and then keep searching? I say once the truth is found drop your anchor
and set up camp, there is no reason to search any longer. Now that dosen't
mean we shouldn't learn from other peoples viewpoints. I love hearing the
otherside of things although I admit that I listen usually just so I can
learn how to debate against them in the future. The word open-mindedness
is tossed out there way too much. And if being closedminded means not
allowing the worldly viewponts to be considered, then count me in." "The Theory of [Atheistic] Evolution says that
when the earth was volcanically active after being formed, life (the first
simple cell) was synthesized from various non-living building blocks.
However, the problem here is that non-living matter cannot produce living
organisms. "Its just a well tested theory that you still have no
answer for with no solid evidence." [After posting an article that argues... brace
yourselves... that there should be gazillions of humans if the earth is
millions of years old!] "Janet, the fact that this document is 77
years old has no bearing on its relevance. [On a preacher who got beaten up for saying, at a gay
man's funeral, that he was burning in hell and calling the attendees
'whoremongers'] "I am not saying I agreed with the tactics or
ideas. I am saying I admire such boldness in ANYONE." "Dogs evolved from wolves? So...... Why then, do we
still have wolves??" "The whole idea belongs in a supermarket tabloid. "So the poodle and Chi-hua-hua come from a wolf? "AIDS started from gay men having sex with diseased
monkeys. Do you call THAT normal? I don't. "Not abominations, as you so falsely call them, but
the truth of God's love. "There is no love involved in abusing someone's anus.
It is evidence of great selfishness to seek pleasure at the cost of trauma
to epithelial tissue and implantation of pathogens. "Cute. *** Post of the Week for December 1-7, 2002 *** "Hitler was a genius who gave the people what they
wanted, a scapegoat. He went slightly further than neccesary, but in the
end he was ther greatest leader of his time. People should look up to him. "He was amazing. His genocide and firm hand were over
excessive in something that were needed" "I do not support genocide. I do not believe Hitler
great for what his murders. I consider him great for what he did for
Germany and the world and his way of effective ruling. I think he led the
country in the best way possible, although he did go slightly too
far." "So, what would teh world be like without Hitler and
human rights and the end of teh depression and radar and ect that come out
of world war 2? It would be very interesting indeed to see how far behid
we would be." "God works in mysterious ways and sometimes us humans
are unable to comprehend why He does certain things. I wouldn't condemn
Hitler to hell on the basis of killing 6million+ Jews. God tells us it is
faith that justifies us, who knows what was going on in Hitlers
mind." "God has killed more [than Hitler] and will
send more than half of all humanity to hell... does that make Him bad?
No." [On Hitler] "if you seem to think that
brainwashing your followers into thinking they are happy with you is a
sign of great leadership, see Stalin. The chaos that ensued after his
death would, by your logic, make him a God." [On Hitler] "It's not that he was a great
leader, it's that people in despair will follow almost anything and anyone
if they think it will get them out of it." "I would just like to say that Hitler never orderd
the exacution of the Jews. That was his henchmens ideas. HItlers
antisemitic policies were as a result of the antisemitic nature of Germany
at the time. Hitler wanted power, the German people disliked the Jews (for
whatever reasons ie "stealing jobs") SO hitler just gav ethe
people what they wanted. It was the people whio felt betrayed by the
Treaty at Versile. Its was the people who wanted war. Hitler just wanted
power. SO he saw the people asking for a certain leader and he adapted
himself to be that leader. "You belong to a touchy-feely, LIEberal church, don't
you? "GOD HAS GIVEN THEM (sodomites) UP! [Replying to a satirical post of the Nicene Creed, in
Latin, as the school prayer we can all agree on] "Sorry, but I
don't speak or read French, but... "actually ships like aircraft carriers are about the
size of the ark. lotsa room. no windows so all the animals would
hibernate." "Instintively a male lion will kill a litter of baby
lions if it happens across them. This allows the mother of the cubs to
come into heat faster and allows for the murdering male lion to mate with
the female sooner. Also it helps insure that the strongest male lion is
passing along his genes. "If you can believe that life was formed from non
living material obviously the instincts had to be non existant at some
point. How could this trait of an animal killing the young to promote that
animal's genes in the gene pool develope without the trait already
existing to begin with? How would genes develope an animals
instincts?" [Replying to 'I can't accept it was programmed because
it contradicts my image of God'] "You believe in evolution,
right? Then your image of God is already not the correct one according to
scripture." "Keep in mind this has to be by natural selections
rules. You don't believe in any intelligence to just poof - place it
there. "Oh, and BTW even if I *was* wrong about the TOE you
better not come on here and attack me for being ignorant of it when many
of you on here are completly ignorant of the correct representation of the
Bible and even many creationist theories. Seems pretty critical to
me." "This isn't really the topic of this thread and I
hate to get off topic, but arranging fossil's in a certain order doesn't
prove anything. I can arrange a group of pen's on my desk from biggest to
smallest but that doesn't prove they evolved from a stapler." "NEWS FLASH: [Replying to 'You think that the cannibalism of the
young and weak so a male lion can satisfy his lust is a Godly design?']
"Yes, it is a quality control. It helps to ensure the strongest of
the species breeds its genes into the gene pool, thus helping the created
creature kind to have a greater chance at existing longer. "The "scientific evidence" is in the
historical evidence of the Old Testament. Every civilazation mentioned is
dating 10,000 to 15,000 yrs. old. Now you may say the Old Testament is a
story book. Well, is has stories but it has been proven to be correct
through the DEAD SEE SCROLLS." "Evolution is the theory of dummies who actually
think that nature has a mind to make selections. To be sure, "natural
selection" implies the existence of intelligenge does it not? Please
tell me where this mind of nature is. "Thinking is a sign of oblivion. Only those who don't
know must think and to resolve intelligence contained in "natural
selection" they compare it with a combine sieve so they can hide
behind the fact that combines don't think and still get the job done.
Super intelligent! Evolution for dummies, and I love it. "My opinion here is that the intelligent design is
built within the species to make evolution possible and the proof of this
is that we must sterilize creation to stop evolution. On a small scale we
do to preserve food." "Maybe I should just say that in my view essence
precedes existence and you will probably argue that existene precedes
essence. [Replying to 'Why would scientists lie??']
"Why do dogs bark? Why do cats meow? Because that is there nature.
Why do liars lie? That is their nature." "Thanks lucaspa, you just demonstrated how people can
twist and warp the facts to get them to fit their preconceived
theorys." "Evolution is just a theory, and a shady one at best.
It's more like a political agenda that promotes communism, racism, and a
new world order." "Big bang theory disproved "I find it easier to believe that a God created a
world than that it was created by a singularity (something so small it has
no width, height nor depth) that farted in on itself and blew up. "I wouldn't say that you [atheists] have won,
more that you have a view of life which seems to explain everything with
pointless flawed arguments, and that you can't accept any answers
contradictory to your own opinions." "I spoke to a Celtic Witch. And they prided
themselves in their faith in an uprovable relgion." [On whether to lie to save Jews from Nazis] "also both the
nazi and the jews were unsaved so protecting one over the other would be
futile view everyone that is not saved the same" [Replying to 'eyewitness testimony is notoriously
unreliable'] "Not the ones from the Bible, try reading it
sometime." "Some UFO's could be experimental government owned
aircraft. Some could be regular aircraft or natural phenomena. But not in
many cases, like my wife's story. I believe my wife saw a demonic
manifestation or a real ship being flown by demons." "How could God, cause other beings [aliens]
who never knew Adam and the earth, to fall in sin just because Adam fell
into it. God would be unjust." "Another reason this can't be true [that aliens
exist] is that Adam had been given authority over all creation. How
could God give Adam authority over other beings from another planet? He
wouldn't, therefore there are no other beings. "As far as I can tell by scripture, science, and
faith; all the physical universe can be touched by man. "That's exactly why it's a faith and not a science.
Some things in the Bible really surpasses all the things we can understand
with our logic. And still I believe it's the truth. Because the Bible
tells me it's the truth. Now for every rational thinking human being,
that's insane. People don't believe something, until they saw it with
their own eyes, or can rationally explain it. But if you believe something
because it's said, you're a believer." "The people here who believe in evolution get it
wrong and errect a strawman when it comes to the 747 analogy. No serious
creationist thinks that 747s give birth to baby 747s, and we realize that
some modification happens with each new generation." "Most Atheists at one time believed in God. Maybe
they weren't Christians but they believed at least in the existence of
God. Most stopped for an emotional reason, not a evidence reason. Usually
they became angry at God because of some tradgedy, or unanswered prayer
ect. So the basis for their atheism is bitterness and hurt, not a lack of
evidence. Because of this no (NO!) amount of evidence will prove anything
to them, because they haven't dealt with the anger, hurt, bitterness, and
resentment. "No I don't have statistics. I was just starting a
thread and seeing where it would go fools parade. I am trying to get
people thinking, not just believing what they have been told. You see, I
have posted great evidence, only to have it thrown out, without so much as
a thought. It gets frustrating, don't you know." "Harry Potter is totally evil. It plants the idea in
children't mind that witchcraft is ok. As adults we can distinguish
between good and evil, but children cannot do this. If kids are properly
taught, hopefully when their adults they can distinguish good and evil.
But for a Christian to allow their young child to read or watch this stuff
really is sick." |