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U.S. Department 
of Freethought Suppression
Attorney General Ashcroft
announces arrest of notorious atheist
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This website has been seized by the United States government. The webmaster is currently being detained at Guantanamo Bay pending further investigation for subversive, unamerican, unpatriotic activities.  

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Last Updated April 1, 2004
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